-Casually dusts off an old muse-

[inspirethespiral]

Hey hEY HEY! Mundane! What's the big idea, yeah?! I've been taking it easy, chilling out by the pool... What? There can be a pool here if that's what we want, right? Don't distract me, that's not the point!

What's up with you thinking about taking me out of my hard-earned retirement?!

I'm kidding, of course! Like hell I'm gonna sit around and sip martinis while there's still a world out there. I haven't even gotten to go to the moon yet!

Even though I know I probably won't see Simon, and you're thinking about sending me to some sort of ooky-spooky-type world this time, I'd say I'm looking forward to it! And hey, maybe I'll get lucky and get to see my bro again, right? RIGHT! Let's look on the bright side!

GET WRITING! Gee, never thought I'd be yelling that at someone... I don't want to be stuck here forever!!!

Comments

[whatisausername]

[Wait she recognizes this individual.]

Hello Sir "Bro." Congratulations being chosen by your mundane to go on an adventure! Simon has told me many great things about you; I'm sure you will do many brave things wherever you go.

[inspirethespiral]

[It's always nice to be recognized! Of course, he doesn't recognize her, but since she mentioned things that would suggest they know each other...]

Oh hell yeah! It's been awhile since I got to get out and stretch my le- hey wait a minute, I don't recognize you at all!

Who're you again?

[whatisausername]

Oh! Excuse me for not introducing myself first!

My name is Nia. It's nice to finally meet you, sir!

Sadly I met Simon and everyone else too late to make your acquaintance. However, everyone had nice memories and stories to tell about what you've done so it almost feels like I was able to meet you after all.

[inspirethespiral]

Oh, geez! That's right too, I guess.

Man, everyone got to go on and do all that cool stuff without me! I'm kind of jealous, but it wasn't like they could really bring me along. How d'you know Simon anyway? Not that I think he couldn't meet girls, if that's what you're thinking, it just wasn't always the best time for it, you know.

[whatisausername]

Simon saved me. I was locked in a trunk and thrown away but Simon opened it and set me free. I am very grateful to him!