Canon is Penny Dreadful; Crossposted to Dear_player

[irresistibleone]

Ah, beautiful mun. To what do I owe the pleasure of the gorgeous canvas your wicked little mind can create? With you close at hand, I suppose I won't have need of a photographer. All those pretty little pictures you paint in your head can come true if you but point the way. Have no fear, I will never tell you no.

And what is your fancy at the moment? Men?  Perhaps a certain mysterious woman we both know and adore?  Come come, don't be shy!

Comments

[bestaleinchi_town]

Sounds like you're in for a hell of a ride.

[triarchic]

[ A bit flamboyant, but not bad. Brunette, too. ]

You must be a handful.

[tamely]

I don't know whether to call you brave, stupid or crazy. Hell, maybe all three.

[irresistibleone]

I wouldn't have it any other way, good sir.

[irresistibleone]

[That comment coaxes a rather bright, irresistible smile from him]

I like to think so.

[irresistibleone]

I prefer a mix of all three. Makes things more interesting, don't you think? I should never wish to become predictable or boring.

[tamely]

Well I'll give you that, I'm surprised. Never took you for a puppet. A willing one at that.

[irresistibleone]

A puppet? Perhaps, but I prefer to think of myself as ready and willing for new adventures to come my way.

[tamely]

So brave, stupid and crazy. Just a word of advice: Don't always be too willing. The stuff that happens around here, the way they think... You'll regret being so willing sooner than later.

Christ, what am I talking about. It's you. Of course you won't regret it.

[irresistibleone]

I try not to have any regrets, Mr. Chandler. You know what they say about life being too short.

[Or in his case, the opposite was just as true. Living a long life such as his, regrets tend to pile up and overwhelm one's soul in time]

Who can say whether I will love or hate what's in store for me. Although, I happen to believe my mun is every bit as deviant as I am.

[triarchic]

[ Well, Toreth sure is charmed. He always did let his body do most of the thinking. ]

So what kind of trouble do you get yourself in?

[tamely]

[A shake of his head and small scoff is what Dorian gets.]

Of course they are. More incentive to be a "deviant" is precisely what you need.

[irresistibleone]

You say that as if it's a bad thing, my dear Ethan. Hasn't my deviant nature served you well in your time of need?

[Cue a slight brow rise]

[tamely]

[He goes for a glare, a warning maybe, but it fails.]

I was horny and you just so happened to be there. Don't let it go to your head.

[Why give Dorian an even bigger ego?]

[irresistibleone]

[That's alright, Ethan. He knows how truly grateful you were in that long and decadent embrace]

Such a typical rebuttal, I expected more of you, Mr. Chandler.

[His ego is always throbbing, never you worry]

[tamely]

[Not words he's willing to use out loud to describe that moment with Dorian, especially not when he was so damned vulnerable because he was on... well. No need to walk memory lane entirely.]

Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not gonna beat around the bush about it.

[Translation: You don't need to know how good it was for me.]

[irresistibleone]

How American of you.

[Translation: Yeah, I know I rocked your world. Your pride just won't allow you to say so]

[tamely]

[Another scoff. He's done with you.]

That's cute. [It's not.]

[irresistibleone]

If you say so.

[Master of conversation here. If Ethan wants to pretend to be indifferent, he won't step on his tail so to speak!]

[bestaleinchi_town]

[Yes, oh yes, he's seen that attitude before so he simply shakes his head]

I'll just be over here drinking a beer and watching the fun if that's alright with you? My partaking days are long over. [If he ever had any to begin with}

[neversaysno]

It's always men with mine.

[ Mostly. Those Dorian seems a little amused at the sight of the other.]