dear_mun | On Kid Icarus: Uprising's release on Friday!

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On Kid Icarus: Uprising's release on Friday!

Hey, Mun! It’s been a few years!

I know that you’re really excited. Something about wanting to play me for the past four or five years? You’ve waited a long time for this, and hey, I'm excited too!

But there’s a pretty big problem here, since we both know that I can’t be taken from my duties. Lady Palutena is counting on me, and protecting a goddess is kind of a big deal.

Do you think it can wait? Going on an adventure to a new place sounds like a lot of fun, but as great as it would be to explore, I have to stay here and battle the Underworld Army. You should really go ahead and close that application form.

….What’s that look for?! I’m plenty good at my job! I need to stay in Angel Land, and that's that!

Signed,
Pit
Captain of the Guard

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Angel Land? You mean Heaven, right?

If your job was being complete idiot, then yeah, you're plenty good at it.

I guess you could say that it's something similar.

Sorry, were you talking about yourself?

I only see one idiot here who can't fly, and it's not me.

Whoa -- so that means you're really an angel, then?

[Color him surprised. He thought it was a costume.]

[Just touch on his most sensitive subject, why don't you?]

Lady Palutena granted me the gift of flight! Don't look down on me!

[Of course, he won't mention that it's only for a limited amount of time.]

A full-fledged one!

[Aside from the, y'know, flying part. It's kind of a long story.]

[Pretty awesome. He's never met one before. At least, one that didn't try to kill him upon first sight. But that's another story for another thread.]

So. What do you do? Are you a guardian angel? Follow your chosen person around and keep them out of danger?

So you've mastered wire-fu, good for you. Or should I be praising Palutena for pulling the strings around?

You know as well as I do that my wings are just as good as yours.

[Well. When he's capable of flight, that is.]

I'm the captain of the Goddess of Light's army. It's not the same as what you're thinking of, but you're right that it's my job to keep her out of danger!

Your wings are as good as a penguin's.

Don't call me a penguin!

You're right. Kiwi's more fitting.

I won't stand for you looking down on Lady Palutena's power!

Don't put words in my mouth, stupid. I was insulting you.

Just because your wings are more capable, you think you're better than everybody else?

I don't think, I know.

Your personality is rotten, so that seems unfair to me.

And you're a dork.

My personality's pretty well-rounded, if I do say so myself.

You better lay off the food you find off the ground because your gut's getting pretty well-rounded too.

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On Kid Icarus: Uprising's release on Friday!

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let's request a tag lawejtalkwe

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hsdglkhslg My life has been made. Maybe a general Nintendo tag? Gosh, I need to make new icons....

I predict a flood of KIU muses, so I think we should do both?

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I'd say to wait the week, personally, but that's just me! Also, new account for new icons!

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Okay, you request general nintendo, I'll do Kid Icarus if we do get a flood

Done! Also, I hope I'm not awful. The trailers and shorts are difficult to grasp a clear voice from.

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they're more expressive in the Japanese videos

I'm using the Japanese as a basis but trying to find a balance.... orz

They're about the same, it's just some of the gags are a little different

His speech pattern varies between the two languages, but it isn't a huge difference.

By the way, videos have been leaked. Pit /sings/

I literally just Plurked about it, I can't.... that song is precious.

I demand we hire his VA to sing Gourmet Race

That would be glorious.

I just... need this game now

I rambled to the cashier about how excited I was for a good 15 minutes when I preordered....

this sounds like a conversation I had with a Gamestop cashier a few months ago, but with Kirby