Post!Portal Explosion, Pre-Series

[lil_cheesemaster]

Look who it is. Word to the wise, you're not the first person to just up and leave without so much as a call or goodbye.

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I couldn't resist xD

[cheese_for_everyone]

People come and go, but remember you will always have cheese.

All the cheese!

[lil_cheesemaster]

[ Have a self conscious young man doing his best to hide whatever little ecto-acne he has. It's worse than it appears]

Right. I guess I'm provolone then huh? I need cheeses, even though I'm more of a cheesehead than both of us?

I could keep going with these you know.

and of course The Mad God would like Vlad :P

[cheese_for_everyone]

[He gives a big laugh at that.]

I like you boy!

[And with that Vladek would have a pile of cheese wheels showered upon him from above.]

Of course! ^^

[lil_cheesemaster]

[With a yelp, Vlad scoots out from under the cheeses that magically appeared above his head. Ghost powers and now this...He wanted to say that maybe this guy was a ghost, but he looked too fleshy]

Wha...h-how did you do that?!

[cheese_for_everyone]

Magic of course!

I suppose it does help that I'm a Daedric lord though.

[lil_cheesemaster]

That's silly, magic doesn't exist. Perhaps you used a portal to drop those. Look, I'm just going through a really bogus time right now. I don't have time for this...apparition hullabaloo.

[cheese_for_everyone]

You're using the logic of your world to determine that. Why not use another world's logic? Or no logic at all?

[He summons a sweetroll into his hand and eats it.]

Though you're not exactly using any logic at all. Even if I could make a portal that doesn't mean it isn't magic. After all what would be the power source for that in the immediate area other than my own mana reserves?

[He sits next to Vlad.]

Tell me all your problems. Can't promise I can help, but I'll at least listen.

[maxwells_demon]

Sounds rough, man.

But sometimes there're some battles you just can't win.

[Just gonna guess this is about a girl.]