for science!

[detectscience]

No.

Next question?

Comments

[truthsnomiracle]

Ms. Skye, normally one provides context in posts such as these.

[detectscience]

Though my years of scientific research [more like 15 minutes.] I've come to the conclusion that most people here would already know the context!

...But it is nice to see you, Mr. Edgeworth. Any big cases lately? That you might need help with? [Not like she's angling for a job or anything....]

[truthsnomiracle]

Unfortunately, the only so-called "cases" I've been pursuing lately are private storylines alongside a particular Kay Faraday — nothing with any particular place for you.

[detectscience]

Yeah, you've probably got your hands full with that scrufferous detective, too, right?

That is beautiful. XD

[truthsnomiracle]

(Scrufferous?)

Actually, no. I've rarely encountered him beyond the confines of here and dear_player.

ty ty

[detectscience]

You haven't? Oh, I was hoping I'd get to see him soon, but I guess I'll just have to keep waiting.

[achtungbaby]

[ Going off of the assumption she means being here in general... ]

Ach, it is not as bad as you think, Fräulein Detective.

[ It's worse. ]

[thuglifechoseme]

So, what kinds of scientific endeavors are we talking here?

i am so sorry

[detectscience]

[WE'RE ON SNACKOO ALERT LEVEL 5 PEOPLE LET'S MOVE MOVE MOVE]

Do you have any evidence to support your claim? Any at all? Or are your gold chains cutting off circulation to your head?

[detectscience]

The kind with fingerprinting, hopefully! Researching things online isn't anywhere near as fun as finding things out for yourself, Mr. Wright!

[It leads to getting bored and googling things at random.]

[thuglifechoseme]

Ah, so not the Wesley Stickler kind, then.

ps that username is amazing

[detectscience]

There will be no stolen panties on my watch, sir, you can count on that!

haha thanks

[thuglifechoseme]

That's the spirit. Even undergarments need reliable heroes in these dark times.

[detectscience]

Science can save the day, any day!

never apologize

[achtungbaby]

[ Well, there was that one time he got to sort-of make out with Apollo. That was pretty nice. ]

I am not delusional, Fräulein. My experiences have not all been bad.

[detectscience]

Name one that wasn't! And that isn't something that could happen here, too!

[achtungbaby]

Herr Wright's Christmas Party was quite enjoyable.

[detectscience]

Too bad it's November. No mistletoe for you. [ONLY SNACKOOS]

[achtungbaby]

Ach, but December is yet to come, ja?

[ /WIGGLES EYEBROWS ]

[detectscience]

[...does luminol work as pepper spray...]

This year we will be skipping directly to January.

[achtungbaby]

That doesn't sound very scientific, Fräulein.

[detectscience]

How dare you use science against me!

[achtungbaby]

Ach, but your science was off, ja?

[detectscience]

No, you just have to think outside the box a little! So we can skip December if we make up the days by interspersing them through the rest of the year! There, see, the scientific order has been restored!

[achtungbaby]

What about Christmas, Fräulein?

[detectscience]

Rearrange the digits! 12-25 can become...5221, or 2512, or....why's 25 such a big number....

[achtungbaby]

[ Don't laugh Klavier, whatever you do, don't laugh. ]

Ach, perhaps there is a reason Christmas is December 25th, ja?

[detectscience]

So store owners can make the big bucks before New Year's!

[paybent]

Um... How's the weather?

[detectscience]

A thorough analysis of weather patterns indicates that... it's been really hot lately.

[paybent]

Hey... You're right! It's been so hot lately that... opening a window at night doesn't help me pretend my air conditioner's not broken! Is that the kinda thing they teach you in forensics?

[detectscience]

Of course! Anything that can affect a crime scene and be scientifically studied is a part of forensics. [no it isn't]

[achtungbaby]

Not when Christmas is being advertised before Thanksgiving.

[paybent]

Hey, that sounds right! Y'know, next time there's a big case, we should team up. I bet the guy in blue won't be able to find any contradictions in our combined testimony!

[andimfine]

Should I even ask?