She won't shut up so I finally made her a profile.

[ganderp]

Of all usernames, why did you have to go and pick one you knew was going to upset me? I'm still not even sure what this 'derp' thing is supposed to be! Why not something simple like "jewelmagus" or "theaverageone"?!

You don't even have a canon point decided for me yet, either, so what good is a terrible mun when I'm trapped here?!