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[boourns]

Are you really surprised to find I've been busy all this time? Drive and ambition are the defining traits of a future king- And I'll thank you for not making any idle hands puns. It's wearing very thin.

How could I have accounted for two monsters? I'm a prince, not a soothsayer. [And he isn't huffy in the slightest.] A little ice won't stop me, it never has before. It wasn't a foolish mistake at all! I'm capable of great things, surely somebody will understand my potential. [For the plot at the very least.] It won't be the last anybody sees of me, Elsa least of all.

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[fiercestwarrior]

You remind me of someone I know.

[ It's not meant as a compliment. ]

[frozenfractalsallaround]

Oh, how fortunate for me.

[boourns]

[He gets that vibe, but it he isn't rising to it.]

Perhaps my reputation proceeds me, but I don't think we've met.

Sorry, not sorry.

[glitchinthesystem]

They'll just need to chisel you out first to see that potential.

[boourns]

Fortune is the last thing I'd wish on someone like you.

[boourns]

[Oh you went there.]

They would do well to, if they want to save themselves from the storm Elsa will unleash upon them all.

[fiercestwarrior]

Indeed we have not, nor have I ever heard of you before this day.

[ She just has a thing about being a bit suspicious of would-be kings who feel like the world just doesn't see their greatness. ]

[boourns]

[Stop needling his sensitive area, Sif.]

That's an easy enough wrong to right. I'm Prince Hans of the Southern Isles. [Look he'll even bow his head for you.] And you, my lady?

[glitchinthesystem]

[And he ain't regretting it.]

I'm sorry, what was that?

I couldn't hear over that MASSIVE inferiority complex. Seriously, it's your own fault. Who the fuck uses a magicky urn without doing all their research first?

[frozenfractalsallaround]

Someone like me? That's incredibly childish of you. I have a throne and you don't, how dare I. Of course.

[boourns]

This has nothing to do with your throne and everything to do with the fact that you're a monster unfit to rule her own kingdom. [Which, incidentally, has something to do with the throne.]

[fiercestwarrior]

[ But what if she likes needling his sensitive areas?

Wait, that came out wrong. The point here is that it's fun to tease douchebags.

He'll get a bow of the head in return for his polite gesture though. ]

Lady Sif of Asgard.

[boourns]

[His brows are just going to knit for the most unimpressed look.]

I did my research, actually. Fortunately, I have no interest in your opinion of me.

[glitchinthesystem]

Hmmm, not lookin' too good with the whole releasing another ice lady and turning you into a giant popsicle.

[Seriously, if he had a place of his own, he'd still Hans right out front on the fountain.]

Oh good. I'd hate to see if you did. I mean, you still gotta find that magical someone that'll appreciate you? If they do find you, I suppose you can look forward to them liking that frosty exterior you've got going on.

[Pun intended.]

[frozenfractalsallaround]

[Elsa has to let out a bitter scoff at that.]

Do you know the definition of hypocrite? If I'm unfit to rule, then what does that make you? Someone like you has no place in a position of authority.

[boourns]

Lady Sif? [Oh, now he's interested.] This makes for an interesting turn of events. I've heard all about you- but I'm sure you're used to that.

[fiercestwarrior]

Less so these days.

[ There's been quite a decline in the "worshiping Asgardians as gods" department. ]

[boourns]

Your input is of no value to me after the fact, I hope you know. If I wanted to hear what I did wrong I would have asked.

It won't be hard. [He sounds so confident.]

[boourns]

Of course I know the definition. [He just doesn't think it applies.] I think I might do a little better than the woman who plunged Arendelle into winter and nearly killed her sister.

[boourns]

That's unfortunate, I can't imagine how it must feel to be irrelevant. [Smile!]

[fiercestwarrior]

Perhaps you should visit Asgard some time then, it might give you some reference material.

[ Smile indeed! ]

[mountainman]

I'm sorry, what was that? I can't hear you under all that ice.

[boourns]

I'm sure I would be honoured. [Not sure if annoyed or aroused.]

[boourns]

And here I thought that was all you were good for.

[mountainman]

Oh, I'm good with ice, alright. And I'm pretty sure you're going to be stuck in it for a long time.

[fiercestwarrior]

[ These feelings are not mutually exclusive. ]

If not you'd be a fool.

[ Because Asgard is pretty much the coolest place ever, says her not at all biased opinion. ]

[boourns]

I didn't ask for your opinion. [But you.. just..] I'm sure you can at least be happy that Elsa's sacrifice for you of all people wasn't in vain. [He'll just needle on that so the being frozen thing goes away.]

[boourns]

Naturally. It might be childish to say, but I've often dreamed of visiting. [And conquering.] It's in quite a few books, as I'm sure you're aware.

[fiercestwarrior]

[ Try it and you will be ground into the dirt by her ridiculous high heeled platform boots. ]

Indeed I am. I am afraid that the same cannot be said of our writings and the Southern Isles.

[ Are they even a real place? Be honest now, Hans. ]

[notadisneyprince]

From what I can tell, you're gonna find that kind of difficult.

[betrayalcutsdeep]

A 'little ice' as you say can be more significant than you might think.

[frozenfractalsallaround]

You know full well that issue got resolved. The difference between you and I is that at least I feel guilty for my actions, whereas if you could do what you did again, you would. Only worse.

[ridesheadless]

Busy getting bossed around by your older brothers, I see - seems like that would get irritating after a while there, highness.