Homeless

[mayshereign]

Yes, obviously the logical solution to not being able to sleep is to make pointless posts at two in the morning. Clearly this will make the Sandman come calling before you can even hit "Post Entry: dear_mun". Such a clever plan.

Good lord, girl, you're in a terrible state, you know. It took you two tries to type that sentence! You know how you get when you're exhausted like this. Off to bed with you!

... Though I suppose I do appreciate you directing your attention in a more proper way. That frog is a terrible influence on you.

Yours sincerely,
Rosemary Kirkland, The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

Comments

[unionjackass]

They never make any sort of sense. Suppose she'll find herself unconscious soon enough, at any rate.

[Hello baby sister. No, he will not entertain thoughts of the Frog at the moment.]

[mayshereign]

[Obviously your big sister is a much more welcome sight than that frog.]

Most likely. Hullo, dear, everything alright then?

[irishman]

[ Balls. An England. ]

Look what the cat dragged in.

[unionjackass]

[Obviously his little sister certainly is a better sight than the Frog, yes.]

Well enough. I really should warn you off being sent to that Norse city though--it's boring, irrelevant and we're all human there. [It's not pleasant, alright.]

[mayshereign]

It's a damn sight better than the last place she had me. Chin up, dear, it'll all turn out alright. I probably won't even get the chance to go though.

[unionjackass]

--Yes, that's true. [to the side:] Had to hear about it from the Frog.

[He makes a face.] Next time he nears you I'll throttle him into the next century.

[france]

Au contraire, I think that your mundane simply has too much of the influence of l'Angleterre in her life. As pretty as you are, ma chère, I think she should fix that.

[mayshereign]

[Is she... Blushing a little?] No need, dear, I can handle him alright by myself.

[mayshereign]

Think it could drag something else out while it's here? Something smells ghastly.

[mayshereign]

I beg to differ. She's been letting that slag call the shots for over a week. [terrible] It's about time she regained her senses.

[unionjackass]

. . . [HE SEES THAT.] That's bollocks and you know it! I've no doubt you could best him in any kind of contest, but that bastard is very sneaky. I won't have my sister be in the company of a lecherous pervert.

[mayshereign]

[YUP DEFINITELY BLUSHING] I am perfectly capable of deciding on whose company I shall be in on my own, thank you very much!

[unionjackass]

Y-- You like him, don't you? [MILDLY RECOILING.]

[mayshereign]

W-what? Don't be ridiculous! What on Earth would make you think something so- so ridiculous! [IT IS WRITTEN ALL OVER YOUR FACE, ROSEMARY]

[unionjackass]

[He points right at her.] You're blushing. I know the two of you kissed on more than one occasion! He's lured you in with his--his tempting ways.

Rosemary, I thought better of you! You know those two are only for... one thing. [England scowls.] I'll smear his arse into the floor I will! [brb rolling up his sleeves immediately.]

My sister deserves only the best and that slimy clod is not it.

[mayshereign]

[... This is embarrassing but also somewhat comical.] Arthur, dear, you're making a fool out of yourself. If he needed to be thoroughly thrashed I would do it myself, your interference is not necessary.

[sororite]

... "One thing"?

[unionjackass]

-- Fine. I'll stay out of it [not likely] and when he's broken your heart I'll say 'I told you so.'

[unionjackass]

Sex. [you slag.]

[sororite]

[WOW and she was totally on his side about protecting Rosemary's virtue up until then.

Slaps him.] That is no way to speak about a lady!

[mayshereign]

He is not going to break my heart! He has nothing to do with my heart!

[unionjackass]

[LKSJAF;SKLD grabbing his face oh dear God, what are you? Besides a she-devil!]

You're out of your mind! It's the truth though isn't it? I'm not hearing a denial.

[sororite]

There is no point in denying such a disgusting charge from an uncivilised boor such as yourself!

[unionjackass]

Oh yes, yes I believe you. [the nonchalant way he says that says otherwise.]

[mayshereign]

Do you really want to be slapped twice in one day that badly?

[unionjackass]

So you're agreeing with me then.

[unionjackass]

What? I haven't said anything to warrant that.

[mayshereign]

Your tone is incredibly frustrating.

[sororite]

There is not point in arguing with such a connard! Mais oui, I will point out how disgustingly wrong you are. My beautiful visage, my wonderful company, intelligent conversation and fantastic cooking! [Even you can't argue about the cooking, England!] My magnificent skills in the bedroom are only one part of a lovely package.

[unionjackass]

Yes, I suppose you're right, but the fact is you and your brother are only after sex. I'll not have my sister treated that way.

[sororite]

... [Well, so long as you admit that she's lovely.] She does have a rather tender heart... [FRANCIS WOULD BREAK IT she is sure of it.]

[irishman]

So you've noticed it, too, did you?

Then again, it is a wee bit hard to miss when it's yourself that's stinking up the place.

[ always the charmer when it comes to his English sibling, that Ireland. ]

[mayshereign]

It's you! You're the filthy one! I was talking about you!

[England is always smooth so smooth]

[irishman]

[ Rude.

Worst baby sister ever. ]

Whatever helps you sleep at night, sis.

[mayshereign]

[worst big brother worst she never asked for this]

Don't you start. And what would help me sleep at night is giving you a good box round the ears.

[irishman]

[ He just does what brothers are best at:

trolling. ]

I'll pass. I may be in a good mood, but I'm not feeling quite that generous.

[mayshereign]

I didn't ask.

[irishman]

You should have, you know, especially if you want to call yourself a lady.

-- [ a smirk ] oh, but I seem to have forgotten who I'm speaking to.

[france]

You should be nicer when speaking of my sister! She is such a beautiful, wonderful, nice lady! And you are a very angry one; perhaps you would learn some things from her if you stopped to listen! [ An easy smile. ]

Je suppose c'est pas assez mal. Tu pourrais être Arthur.

/not late!!

[hullonurse]

Excuse me! I am the perfect lady, thank you very much!

[mayshereign]

I do not want to learn anything from her. She's a disgusting creature who is even more frustrating that you, if such a thing is possible.

everybody else is just early

[irishman]

[ pff. ]

Right, and Scotland is the friendliest lad we know.