Homeless

[haveyouseenmybinoculars]

Hi there,

Look. I'm really not up to this, and you-

Let's face it. I'm not meaning to insult you, but you have no idea what you're doing. You think a comic and a wiki page is enough?

Come on, seriously.

You need to do your homework more before you tiptoe into this territory.

Comments

[percept]

Are you suggesting that greater preparation on the part of your player is necessary?

[haveyouseenmybinoculars]

That's exactly what I'm suggesting, guy.

[percept]

Perhaps she already feels adequately prepared, or is simply doing this 'for fun.' [ BUNNY EARS. ] Is your canon particularly difficult to interpret?

[haveyouseenmybinoculars]

I highly doubt that.

You might say that, yeah. I'm still trying to figure it out to be perfectly honest.

[percept]

Hm. In that case, perhaps further familiarization is necessary. Is she open to suggestion?

[haveyouseenmybinoculars]

I'd say that's a big yes.

HOW MANY TIMES CAN WE SAY SUGGEST IN A THREAD whoops

[percept]

Then I would continue to suggest she, ah, 'do her homework.' I am afraid there is not much else that can be done.

/pets

[haveyouseenmybinoculars]

Yeah that's pretty much it. I hate all this 'on a whim' slag.

[suspicious_cat]

Um ... excuse me. I think I washed off my face again. Could you perhaps draw me a new one?

[haveyouseenmybinoculars]

... Beg your pardon?

[suspicious_cat]

Are you deaf? I asked if you could draw me a new face.

[haveyouseenmybinoculars]

Look uh. I don't mean any offense but-

That's creepy.

[suspicious_cat]

It's not creepy. You're creepy. Mister Colors-clash-face.

[haveyouseenmybinoculars]

Hey.

Do not insult my paint job.

[cliffjumper]

[Stare. That's totally...]

Okay, wow. Never thought I'd...

Uh. Hey, Skyfall.

[LAST TIME HE SAW YOU, YOU WERE KIND OF ALREADY PART OF YOUR GESTALT PRIME.]

[suspicious_cat]

You insulted me first.

[haveyouseenmybinoculars]

I suppose.

[haveyouseenmybinoculars]

Oh! Hey there!

[littlebot_blue]

Hey, lighten up there, pal! I'm sure your mun is doing his or her best, so you should cut them a little slack. I mean, sure, it'd probably be a good idea for them to do a little more research on you, just to figure you out a little more, but if they're confident enough to send you here, then you should trust their judgement.

I mean, sometimes a mun just understands what we're like right off the bat, without having to do tons of research or anything like that....Oh. Huh. That sort of rhymed. Weird.

----Anyway, don't worry too much about your mun. I'm sure things will turn out okay, if you just give them the chance to get to know you a little better.

eeeeeeeeeeeee BLUESTREAK ;w; I have never seen him played anywhere!

[haveyouseenmybinoculars]

Optimistic, aren't you? I guess I don't have reason to doubt her. Yet. Time will tell, I suppose.

Just as long as she doesn't try to get me involved in... shenanigans.

I could say the same for Skyfall~! ♥ Underrated characters need love too.

[littlebot_blue]

[Oh Primus, Bluestreak. How do you keep coming up with all of these Walls of Text?!]

Well, yeah I guess you could say I'm optimistic. I just like to look on the brighter side of things, you know? See the "silver-lining"---whatever that means.

Which is like, the exact opposite of Red Alert, my muns' other muse. Red's an okay guy, once you get past his chronic protector-complex, but he's just too busy looking for trouble to ever really see the silver-lining in anything.

Oh, yeah! Anyway, I'm sure your mun will do fine, if you just give her a chance. I mean, if you fight her every step of the way, then neither of you will really get anywhere and you could end up stuck in her head-space, doing nothing for Primus knows how long.

As for the ah, shenanigans---wow, that word sounds weird---that's kinda unavoidable, buddy. I mean, most Mundanes pick us up because they're bored of the mundane. Normal every-day scenarios aren't really interesting, so most scenarios we get tossed into are really exciting or dangerous, or sometimes even crazy impossible.

It really all depends on what your mun feels like seeing, so, you'd best talk things out with her, if you don't want certain things to happen to you. There's no guarantee she'll actually listen, but I've found that a lot of Muns can be pretty reasonable, if you actually try to reason with them, instead of, y'know, yelling.

Ahhh he is a HUGE step outside my comfort zone /face in hands. I hope I do him justice.

[haveyouseenmybinoculars]

Silver lining? I don't know about that.

Jeez, he sounds like a real fun kind of guy to hang around. Me, I have to share space with some jerk jet and a shuttle who lets himself be a doormat for everyone. Mun seems to have a thing for fliers, so I'm not terribly surprised.

Judging by the track record here, if what you're saying is correct then I have reason to worry. She seems to delight in torturing bots no matter if they deserve it or not.

Can't say that Starscream guy doesn't but like I said. Skyfire? What a doormat, the poor guy hardly saw it coming. Much less myself.

I'm not all too familiar with Skyfall myself, but he seems pretty consistent so far! : )

[littlebot_blue]

[Oh God, even more walls. Poor Blue just can't help himself. Nor can his indulgent mun.]

Eh...I wouldn't really say Red's fun. Actually, he's sorta the exact opposite of fun. I mean, I don't want to insult the guy or anything, but he's way too serious. “All work and no play” to the extreme.

But, anyway, I'm sure your mun can't be that bad. [An eternal optimist, this one.]

I mean, she hasn't done anything too crazy, has she? Aside from taking up Starscream of course. That guy is a royal pain in the tailpipe. Though, you probably already know this, since you actually have to live with him. Sorry about that, by the way. It must be awful to be stuck with a guy like that all day long. At least you have Skyfire though, to balance things out. He's about as nice as Screamer is annoying, so at least you have someone decent to talk to.

I guess I should really count myself lucky to just have Red. He usually keeps to himself, and like I said, he's actually a pretty nice guy to be around---when he isn't lecturing me about safety, that is. Which, y'know, is actually most of the time.

Speaking of Red---it'd probably be a good idea to keep him away from Starscream. He's still a little, ah, upset with ol'screamer because of the whole "Negavator incident." And to tell you the truth, I don't blame him. I'd be pretty mad too, if some guy manipulated me while my logic-circuits were on the fritz, and my head was a few degrees away from exploding.

And even if your Mun's Starscream isn't the same Starscream that did all that to Red, Red's probably still gonna hate him, just on principle. So, uh, it'd probably be a good idea to keep them away from each other. [Blue says, just as his Mun plans to do the exact opposite for the lulz.]

;u; thank you. I'm surprised to see anyone playing Red or Bluestreak! do you play in any games?

[haveyouseenmybinoculars]

He sounds like a real barrel of crazy, nutty fun.

Yeah, the Starscream we've got in here is all pink. What a weird guy. Pretty obnoxious. Skyfire would be nice if he was a bit more assertive.

I guess I can't really complain too much from the sounds of it.

I'm not in any games /yet/, but I plan on sending Red Alert to Ink_City once I get his app finished

[littlebot_blue]

...Wait, your Starscream's seriously Pink all over? [Here Skyfall, you get to see Blue's desperately-trying-not-to-laugh-but-failing-miserably-face.]

Aw, Primus. That--that's just great. [Excuse him while he stifles a few laughs.]

Why doesn't he just paint himself yellow so his colors match his personality? It's a warm color too, so it'll still match his optics.

[Bluestreak: one of the few mechs other than Tracks, who will dish out insults and fashion advice at the same time.]

Anyway, enough about that guy. How's Skyfire doing? He must feel kinda awkward about sharing a head-space with a Starscream, since, Y'know...the whole "finding out his close-friend has turned evil" thing.