dear_mun | Tentative Voice Test

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Tentative Voice Test

Are you absolutely sure you want to go through with this? I don’t mean to sound ungrateful, I'm flattered really, but well…you are having a bit of a hard time of it right now, aren’t you?

You already write for one bloke and you can’t even keep up with him. I’m just saying, it may be best to wait it out for a bit. Perhaps until you have a better grip on your writing? I would dearly love to get a chance to go to this city you’re suggesting, but I can’t help fearing you’re just going to get bored or annoyed with me in a month or so, and drop me. Then I have to go right back to being a smear on the pavement.

Then again, I suppose it would be nice to have even a month more to live before being stepped on by Barbra Streisand.

…It really is an undignified way to go…

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Mmph mf mfmfmmmm mrphmh.

(Wow. Didn't think I'd see you around here. Especially after, uh, you know what.)

I know, isn't it wonderful? It's a bit like a second chance. Only temporary.

Mrr mrrphm mffmfmmgh mf.

(I wouldn't know anything about that at all.) [ SIGH... ]

Mffghm mrphm mrr mrngngh?

(Where are you headin'?)

As far as I'm aware, I'm supposed to be going to some place called Ruby City. It sounds pleasant enough. How about you, where have you been? Is it nice there?

Mrr... mrph mrnmgh mffffn nrph mmf mrphmh. Mmf mmm. Mnngh mrhph mm.

(Well... I'm stuck in an amusement park with a bunch of people and we all have to murder one another. So no. It's not nice.)

My god, that's terrible! Oh dear, I'm so sorry.

[ He groans a little at Pip's usual excessive politeness. ]

Mrhrhrh. Mf mrmg mrphmmr. Mm mrphgh mrrph.

(Hahahaha. Shit, it's whatever. I'm still alive.)

[That is a very caviler way to talk about that sort of thing Kenneth.]

Yes, well that may be but...still...I do hope that you'll be alright.

[ Rubbing his forehead because Pip is just such an overly nice dork and it's kind of unbearable as usual. ] Mrrph. Mrph mmf mrr mrphmrpm mrmf mnngfh.

(Jesus. This is why everyone makes fun of you.)

[ ooc; 'musebox' is lingo around dreamwidth RP for 1-on-1 (sometimes more- some museboxes have a lot of players) roleplay in a separate community outside of an official game where you can play whatever plotlines, settings, and continuities that strike your fancy. ]

[Pip looked at the other boy like he'd just presented him with a puzzle.]

...Because I'd rather you didn't die?

Mf. Mrphm mffprgh mmh.

(Yep. I guess French people just don't have it in them to be assholes.)

[It takes a moment before he pieces together just what Kenny meant. When he does, there's a very brief instant where he appears stricken, but that's quickly overtaken by a pointed glare, and a disgusted snarl curling over his lips.]

I am not French, and you bloody well know it! Why would you want me to be an arsehole? That doesn't make any sense. That's just…It's...[Don’t say it.] It’s stupid!

[Cue instant regret.]

Edited 2014-10-03 15:05 (UTC)

[ Oh, poor Pip. Kenny can't help but laugh through his parka. ]

Mrhrhrhrhrhrh! Mmrph mf mrnghph mfff.

(Hahahaha! Now you'll fit in.)

[Regret turns back to confusion.]

I don't understand. I would fit in more if I was angry?

[Why is there no learning curve to social interaction?]

Mpph. Mrph mnngh mmmmf mrphm mg, mmf.

(Yeah. It's just how things are done outside of France, Pip.)

You're just saying that to get me upset.

[And it's pretty obviously working. If there were anything in the vicinity to throw, Kenny would have likely had it lobed at his face. Instead Pip stiffly and purposely crosses his arms over his chest, puffing himself up slightly, as if he could some how appear intimidating or authoritative with his small gangly stature and petulant frown.]

This is just a trick to have me say something to make a fool of myself further. I'm not going to go along with it.

[For once.]

Mrrr... Mph mmrngh mffm mm.

(Well... A backbone is fine too.)

[ A pause. ]

Mrph mmnff mprh mmmfffm?

(Why does it bother you, anyway?)

[Shifting he huffs a little, but his posture relaxes a tad.]

I hate French people.

[For a moment he considered leaving it at that out of spite, knowing full well that wasn't the answer he was looking for. It's the concern that he'll come across as ignorant if he does, that makes him expound on it.]

Their rude, stuck up, and they think their better then everyone else.

[Or at least the ones he'd met were, which lets be honest, hasn't been many.]

Edited 2014-10-18 03:48 (UTC)

[ Kenny considers that. He's not the most worldly person, nor the most educated, but he thinks he gets it. ]

Mm... Mrphm mrmngh mmfm mrngnmffff?

(So... They're Eric Cartman, basically? )

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Tentative Voice Test

screams omg pip hello

eeeee! kenny hi!

so happy to see another south park rper!!

same here, I wasn't sure there were any active south park rpers

i haven't seen any since i picked up kenny so i'm really excited to see you haha

i had been looking for a south park rp but finally gave up

i play a few different SP characters! if you'd ever like to musebox i'm totally up for it!

i feel stupid saying this but I don't actually know what musebox is, ^ ^; is it just pm's?

aw, no problem! explanation below because it doesn't fit here

nifty! that'd be cool, thank you. i pretty much just play pip and butters myself

i'll message you about it then!

ee! ^ ^

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