voice test?? i don't even--

[nicotinefit]

You got a fetish for half-blind guys or what?

Yes, that was a real question. There's one over there, and over there, and the both a' them seem a little strange to say the least.

But let's be serious here, you and I both have jobs to do and money to make. You've already got a buncha' guys up here, half-blind and riddled with addictions just like you like 'em. Why don't you go pay some attention to one of them before messing with me? I'm just being a realist here, weighing your options for ya'. I've got some pretty pressing matters back home, so if you don't mind, I'll just be making my leave--

Hey now, why's the door locked? Don't you pull this shit now!

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[blitzkriegspitz]

... Well look'e who I found, locked in a room, as helpless as a babe... Yet again.

-- And what's this? You're not even beat up? Not a scratch or a hair out of place, shall I come back later? Rescue you after the party's started.

I'd hate to be early for a change.

[ smirk ]

WAH how did i miss this until now?!

[nicotinefit]

Now you've got 'em all excited. The mun, I mean.

[he snorts, crossing his arms and shifting on his feet. Clearly, still sulking over the fact that he now needs to share a room with countless other crazies.]

An' I don't need to be rescued from anything. At least, not right now.

It's okay :P Took Zombie here a while to wake up too lol

[blitzkriegspitz]

What for? I'm just passin' through, tell 'em not to get used to me.

[ he's just yanking your chain, Badou. Whitey here is as pleased as punch to see you. ]

Ya sure about that? You look like shit... Smell like it too.

ouob its all good!

[nicotinefit]

Oh no, please, just save yourself, while you still can!

[he clutches his heart, looking terribly exasperated. Yeah, he's pretty glad to see you too. Won't stop him from being a smartass about it, though.]

I've been crammed in here for a few weeks now, excuse me if I ain't lookin' too pretty.

[blitzkriegspitz]

I mean, it's that or I could cut ya outta their head if ya like? No skin off my nose if a few skulls get popped in the process.

[ aah~ there it is, that good ol' Nail's attitude. he's missed that most of all. ]

A few weeks? That doesn't explain why you normally look and stink like ass.

[ if puppy here actually had a tail, it would be wagging back and forth now. ]

[nicotinefit]

Sounds like that'd make a big mess. What are ya' gonna' do, pull me over there to live with you?

[he looks apprehensive. Not like they don't spend most of their time together anyways, but still. Do you really want a chain-smoking roomate in such close quarters?]

I thought you'd be used to it by now. Or are you sensitive to secondhand smoke?

[he steps closer, batting Heine on the nose with his finger.]

'Cause I'm not sleepin' outside.

[blitzkriegspitz]

I don't do roommates.

[ however he did hesitate in replying. spending time with Badou- as annoying as the red head was, would be worlds better than where he is and who he's with right about now. Don't make him consider kidnapping you eyepatch because he is! ]

How did you get ass and smoke mixed up? ...I guess you do blow hot air out ya backside all day.

[ you wanna lose that finger buddie? Heine snarled his top lip up as the tip of his nose was touched. licking his tongue over a sharp set of canines as a warning before swatting Badou's hand away. ]

Ain't you got a pad someplace? What makes you think I'd want you stinkin' up my pad huh?

[nicotinefit]

Careful, man! I'm not lookin' to start anything.

[Badou shrugs, obviously not taking the visual threat very seriously (even though he probably should).]

I guess I'm livin' in this "headspace" or whatever for now. Can't say it's the coziest place though, there's a few nutjobs in here that kinda' freak me out.

[it'd be like the world's most violent sitcom, these two living together.]

Aww, and for a second I thought you cared about me.