The mun has odd taste in PBs apparently.

[secondshift]

...What is my old partner doing on CSI kissing up on Julie Finlay?

[Karen is making a face not unlike the one her kid used to make every time she was kissing his father.]

I mean, yes, I know it's not Robbie specifically, but that's just uncomfortable to watch. Especially since he and I didn't part on great terms, you know? There's a lot of stuff I wish I'd have said to him.

[Sigh.]

Don't give me that 'nobody uses Mark Valley as a PB' speech either, kid. With your track record, one will show up and then I'll have a third damn doppleganger in my life. Which is three too many.

Comments

[conservatively]

I wouldn't say nobody does. SO the mun says. I don't get it.

[secondshift]

[Stare.]

You...with the...

Fuck.

[conservatively]

I tend to like to take a girl to dinner first, but...I do have a history doing the benefits thing.

[secondshift]

[Laughs softly.]

My mun has all these supporting characters in my backstory picked out. And every face she comes up with I run into. Then she keeps wanting to change them but I'm used to them the way they are, you know?

[conservatively]

I do get that. So besides your old partner?

[secondshift]

My husband and my current partner, although I haven't interacted with any of the PBs of my current partner yet. She's been hoping she'll get somebody to play a partner for me and eliminate that problem.

She's also reminding me you and I made out once which makes this weirder.

[conservatively]

Well, oops for me making it awkward.

[secondshift]

Not your fault, Brad.

[She shakes her head and smiles at him as best she can.]

Robbie and I just...things didn't end well between us. And it was totally because of me.

How have you been otherwise?

[conservatively]

Abandoned. Forgotten. Left to waste away. [Side eyes his mun.]

[secondshift]

That's not good. Maybe we could have coffee sometime? If your mun wants to set something up.

Or she threw me in a meme, but she'd have to find the link and send it to your mun.