Mun feeling to urge to make Dreamwidth accounts for some/all of her old RP characters

[shoulda_toined]

Woah, woah, woah! Take it easy dere, toots.  I'm glad da old fiyah is back, but don't go overboard, eh?

One thing at a time.  Let's get your consoins answered foist.  Den you can pick one--and just one for now, please, ya don't wanna boin out before ya get ta have any "pretendy fun times", as you like ta put it--ta test da waters wid.

As for da uddahs, well, maybe you can make a catch all "experimental" joinal, or musebox, or whatevah you kids call it dese days, and give dem a shot when ya have da time?

I don't recommend it, dough.  You've spent enough time talkin' ta yerself as it is.  Ya need ta get out and play more often.

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[bothme]

[Not that anyone should trust the advice of a clown but,]

Your mun should motherfucking up and listen atchu, brother. Shit, could probably do her some good to bring over one or two of all y'all.

Then if she's got her time on to be up and ready to do some shit involvin' the rest of the multiverse, she could up and kick it at bakerstreet, get some memes under her and hers belts, you feel me, bro? Get some motherfucking calm in the whole thing.

You said she up and has concerns. What's she concerning herself over? I ain't no motherfucking genius, but I been around here a minute, I could help.

[shoulda_toined]

Dat's da exact problem. She gets way too excited about too many things at once and not enough time ta try dem all.

Her consoins ain't nutin' too much woith worrying about. She says dat most 'a dose "Spooky Jamjars" have rules about dat Fourth Wall, and she wants ta make shore-y dat she won't step on no toes if she brings me along fer shenanigans.

[bothme]

Yeah, them jamjars ain't exactly made for a motherfucker like you. And puttin' you up in a motherfuckin' horror situation for levity would be the fuckin' pinnacle of mirth, sure, but I ain't so sure you'd suit for the aforementioned, as well as that whole motherfuckin' deal that you is straight up humor.

But yeah, hit up them memes. Get your motherfuckin' tootsies wet in that stream. See how you do there. Maybe even getchu one of your headmates in there to play the straight man. See how that works for ya.

It's all about some motherfucking moderation and good time management, bro.

[shoulda_toined]

I'll take dat undah advisement.

And call me an old-fashioned codja, but, do ya kiss er muddah wid dat mouth?

(Any more obscenities and Bugs is going to pull out an air horn and start honking.)

[bothme]

What's a muddah?

[IDK GAMZEE WHATS A MUDDAH WITH YOU???]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Oh wow, I loved you in "Steamboat Willie"!

[From one wisecrack to another.]

[shoulda_toined]

Oh, right, I fergot about yer troll shenanigans. But it still don't hoit ta be polite, just a little.

(Badum tish. Bugs appreciates your sense of humor, parenthetical statements! And yes, of course he can read parenthetical statements. It's one of his powers as a Toon.)

[shoulda_toined]

(Unphased Bugs is not phased.)

Wrong Anthropomorphic Cartoon Animal, but I appreciate da sentiment.

[bothme]

Ain't impolite to cuss. Matter of fact, culturally it's frowned upon in my caste not to. But aight little bro, if you got your tail in a twist about it, I'll cool it down for you.

Ain't like I never minced an obscenity before, shoot.

[Hey, whoa, we're being noticed! Quick, clean up the place!]

[shoulda_toined]

Glad we can come ta an understandin'.

(Management apologizes for any dents in the Fourth Wall.)

[bothme]

Actually got me a friend who's been on my backside about swearin' too motherfudgin' much, anyhow. Figured I'd take a minute to try and see if I could make the stuff I up and get to sayin' flowin' like it do when I got my firetruckin' cuss on tight.

Turns out, he was only complainin' to complain, and got even more loverbussin' mad at me for doin' it. Like dang, bro, make up your mind, you know what I'm sayin', bro?

[What fourth wall? We're pretty sure Deadpool took it with him last time we talked.]

[freakinblur]

I think there's a joke in here about playin' with yerself that's just dyin' to be made.

[shoulda_toined]

I happen ta think it takes more clevah ta come up wid woids dat sound sweary but actually aren't. Gets more past da censahs dat way.

(Bugs and Deadpool threaded together once. It was glorious.)

[shoulda_toined]

Eh, I would, but Rosie Palms ain't my type.

[bothme]

Ain't about cleverness how I do, brother, it's about emphasis. And since I ain't allowed to be motherlovin' eloquent and all sorts of honkin' loquacious or nothin', I gotta do me up some mad emphasis with the cussin'. But I got my peep onto what you're sayin', brother, I do. It's all in the delivery of the words you up and spit out at a brother.

Shoot, just about anythin' could be a swear, but there's a couple words which is sacred to my beliefs, and if I ain't up and sayin' 'em on the regular, it's against how I up and am.

[It was no doubt a thread for the ages!]

[shoulda_toined]

I know how ya feel. If dere ain't a short in it where I'm not declarin' war on some suckah, it's like dere's somethin' missin' in my life.

[bothme]

Shoot, it's like you without your whiskers or me without my paint.

Wrong somehow.

[uknowuwantmebaby]

[Set phasers to un.]

From the looks of it, you appreciate sediment BABOOM!

[shoulda_toined]

(All that can be heard are cricket chirps. And I do mean literal crickets start chirping.)

Eh. Don't call us, we'll call you.

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Psssh, like I need to be in Looney Tune Babies.

[shoulda_toined]

Bettah dat schlock dan whatevah it is da kids dese days are inta.

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Financial crises in the housing market?