cant be protag everywhere (at haven and forest)

[crownless]

Would you quit fucking around already? I got more important things to do than to wait on your slow ass to catch up. I'm pretty important to the plot in both places you got me in, you know? So all this foot dragging you're doing is holding up entire games--

[the longest pause

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W-wait-- what the fuck do you mean, you specifically made sure I 'never do anything important' anywhere?!

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[nerdylilspidey]

Yikes. Tough break there, dude.

[crownless]

I don't understand this crap! Aren't I cool enough to do cool stuff?! She's just a shitty writer, that's it!

[yup that's 100% the only reason travis]

[nerdylilspidey]

Whoa whoa whoa. Easy now. No need to go throwing insults like that around especially ones that probably aren't totally true.

Let's take a deep breath, look to the sky, click your heels and say "I think I can I think I can!"

[crownless]

[he looks totally ready to do it, too.]

I think I c-- hey. What's that got to do with any of this, huh?

[nerdylilspidey]

[Wow, that almost worked. Spidey has to admit he's actually pretty impressed with himself for that.]

Well, I figure if you're trying to make a difference in your- your wherever-you-are, then you're supposed to be proactive. So Power of Positive Thinking time!

[handsomefoil]

Oh, I think I know what this is all on about. It's ah, what is it? She's "cramping your style", as they say. Ha ha...

[crownless]

The only thing I'm positive about right now is how fuckin' stupid that sounds!

[crownless]

Hell yeah she's cramping my style! She's been cramping my goddamn style for like five frickin' years now!

[handsomefoil]

But then she compensated for that with some amazing character development. You've got to hand it to her, she worked very hard on you. Changing your style, though, it looks like.

[nerdylilspidey]

What?! It doesn't sound stupid!

[crownless]

Tch! Yeah, working real hard at turning me into a class A schmuck.

[character development has already happened but he is so not ready to accept how soft he got wow.]

[handsomefoil]

[Schmuck is a good word.]

So you're unhappy with your current disposition?

[escutcheon]

Says the one huffing stardust.

[You totally don't do anything important, sry 2 say.]

[thehurricane]

My, fucking around isn't something to be so upset about is, it? If your mun so insists on it, maybe you should fuck around yourself instead of doing...how did you put it? Something important?

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[crownless]

I didn't huff it on purpose.

[escutcheon]

Uh huh.

Sure you didn't.

[fortunefavored]

Bummer, dude.

[crownless]

[]

If I were actually fucking around I wouldn't be complaining.

1/3

[crownless]

It ain't fair. You get to do all of this shit 'cause you can do science stuff, and even that freaky cannibal dude eats weird human bits and--

[crownless]

C'mon, I'm not kidding! My game doesn't even have a drug advisory in it!

[cibopath]

Hey! At least I'm doing something fucking useful around h--

[crownless]

[lOUDLY IGNORES]

--gets the spotlight way more'n me. What gives?

[muffled tony chu complaining in the background]

[thehurricane]

Ah, well, that can't possibly her fault. There's only one person that can be blamed for that, hmm?

1/3 so we're doing that now, are we

[fortunefavored]

Hey, I can't help that I'm pretty much ten times more awesome than any of the other people chilling out in here.

[monsterepellent]

Or just ten times as irritatingly loud.