dear_mun | That is not art Kugel....

[inhales slowly]

[then gives a slow, pitying, impressed whistle]

Ah, Ah, another one bites the dust. Guess the kindhearted me will have to whip up another eulogy...[pulls out a pen and pad]

Let's see...[scribble scribble]

Here lies Kugelmugel, May he rest in pieces.
His artistic destruction destroyed him.

[Tough critics man.]

Prussia! You can't see the artistic beauty either?! Each color represents the wondrous sounds Austria's fingers create! Mere black and white failed to do his music any good!

Now when he plays, everyone will be able to see it's beauty!

It still plays though, right?

But how do you know the colors correspond correctly to the notes intended?

Simple! Austria just needs to play it and you'll see! I painted the black parts to match the key notes.

[It's so colorful and full of life! Just like Austria's work.]

Don't you think?

Well, not gonna lie-- it does make the whole thing a lot more appeasing to the eye. I bet he'll like it... that is, he did make it clear that you're allowed to pretty up his piano to you, right?

Of course it does. Autsria is going to play it after all.

I knew someone would understand the art in it!

[Kugelmugel puts his hands on his hips proudly.]

No, It's a surprise. [Actually it was spur of the moment. Hey he's an artist!]

Austria will like it.... If not then he has no eye for art.

[that's a relief. instruments rendered useless make Senritsu so sad]

I like the colors on the keys. It's not like any piano I've seen before. [It's kind of tacky-cute, and she really hopes the owner appreciates it. She's pretty sure he did it without asking the owner, but there is so much passion in this kid's heartbeat, she can't bring herself to put him down.]

[As long as he's not deserating musical instruments that badly]

Ehhhh, I see it just fine!! I see the artistic beauty of your damn funeral unfolding before my eyes!! That's an antique, you know!! The sort of old timey thing even the too mischievous me wouldn't dare put my hands on! Even Specs has limits to his patience, Picasso, I've seen cuter brats than you get punished for less!!

[He likes to fuck with Austria too but holy shit man, you bypassed waterbombs and went straight to nuclear missiles. YOU DON'T TOUCH THE PIANO, BOY. YOU JUST DON'T. Usually he'll be laughing his ass off, but being an adult comes first. And since he actually likes you, he's gonna do you a favor and NOT encourage you.]

I dunno, kiddo, can he even play with his keys painted like that?! What did you even use, hah? Acrylics, or something?! You've probably gunked them all up! [shooing you towards the piano, he wants to get a closer look at this disaster.]

Go on! Plop your ass over there while you still have one to sit on and see if you can play your too pretty scales before you start yammering about the artistic value!!

If I do die then make sure I have a twelve foot coffin! Which is carved to look like a deer. But I won't die because Austria won't murder me because he'll like it!

[He's not trying to fuck with Austria, he's trying to make Austria's music pretty. Gosh and here you are saying he's going to die! That is not very bro like for you Prussia.]

You can! I used a good paint brand and painted everything by hand! Each individual key was hand painted.

[The teen walked over the piano and played a key. It sounded perfectly fine, he played a brief tune and everything was in order. He looked up at Prussia with an unamused look.]

See? Plays perfectly fine! An artist must suffer for his art anyways.

Oh, definitely! Got an eye for colors too it seems, you really do.

_{[He'll even lean over a bit to examine the supposed work of art, arms crossed over his chest as he gives a little nod.]}

Yep, great use of colors. And I'm real sure Austria would appreciate that too-- but I'm not sure if he'd appreciate having property touched even if you did make it look much better. You know he can be quite the stickler, right?

TWELVE FOOT?!! 'the hell do you need a twelve foot coffin for?! I REFUSE!! That's too damn expensive! You can have one with the same dimensions of a fawn because that's basically how damn tall you are anyway! [CALLING YOU SHORT]

And what does a little upstart like you know about Austria, hah? Listen carefully, you damn tiny fetus-nation, that guy is ruthless when pissed! Something like this--No telling what he'd do! Hell, I'd demolish you myself if you did something like this to my Old Man's flute or something! Play the stupid thing and make sure it's working before you even think of having a bright future! [FOLDS HIS ARMS ALL STERNLY and waits--

OH...WEll...he should probably be relieved but he's actually a little disappointed. He was hoping for some drama in the Edelstein Household, boo.]

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...Tch. Guess the heavens are looking down on you, Pippi Langstrumpf. You lucked out this time, but if that doesn't wash off easily and he orders you to, you'll meet the end of your lifespan for sure!

[SNORTS AT THAT.]

Ah, Ah, careful. That sounds almost like foreshadowing! Keep on, you'll learn about suffering for your art soon enough, if Specs can get off his ass and parent once in a while! Where the hell was he when you were doing this to his piano, hah? Guess that fake gentleman had it coming to him in the end... [hRUMPH. He thinks Austria is too irresponsible with his charges lately. Honestly, Prussia is ABOUT DISCIPLINE AND LIMITS but whatever. Plopping down on the seat and scooting you over]

Don't depend on me to rescue you if he turns out to be pissed! I won't pity you! I WON'T!! Even if you cry! [Lying. He'll defend you and even take the blame if you cry. Shoooving you off to make room for himself gently because he wants to play with the nifty rainbow piano too, before handing you his cellphone on camera mode ]

ANYWAY!! Since you've made this, we might as well make the most of it!! Take some too cool, hisptery and youthful, melodramatic shots of the cool me playing!! I'll post it on facebook for the world to admire! [excuse him while he test the piano himself, just smashing the keys together in an unpleasant, discordant way. NORMALLY, WOULDN'T DARE TOUCH RODERICH'S PIANO BUT...SINCE...IT'S ALL PAINTED, THOSE RULES ARE OVER WITH, RIGHT?! Totally.]

BUT I WANT TO LOOK HUGE! Bigger is better! I want to be as big as Russia or Sweden! [But they both know that won't ever happen. Once a shorty always a shorty. No milk can cure the short gene.]

Austria doesn't need to watch over me! I'm not a little kid and my creative mind works best alone...Or with Ladonia. [Fellow artists and all that. He huffs a bit when Prussia acts like he relies on him.

He wasn't going to cry! He was not that type of artist after all. But if he did he had a feeling Prussia would protect him.]

If Austria got that mad then I'd just leave![Kugelmugel yelped when he was shoved off of the piano seat before pouting as he takes the cellphone from Prussia's hand and eyes the device carefully. Take photos of Prussia? That wasn't artistic at all!

Wait...Photography is a form of art right? So if he did take pictures that would make him a photographer. A photographer expressed himself through art so...]

Photography could be considered art...No....PHOTOGRAPHY IS ART! I will make Prussia into a masterpiece! [Even if it make taking photos of him with out him knowing. That was the only way to capture the moment after all.]

Prussia you're going to break it if you smash the keys-- [SNAP.]

.......[Prussia you just doomed us all.]

I'm....really glad you like it.

[That's the first time a large nation has every complimented his art. Mostly it was scoffing or Hungary trying to be supportive. No one seemed to care about the hard work Kugelmugel put into it. The teen often had to fight so hard to defend his art. Despite how he acted, it was often a bit discouraging.]

A true artist must suffer for his art. It's washable anyways...

That is not art Kugel....

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Look at Prussia! Being an adult.

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Lmao only for the children!!

So he asks an eccentric art freak of a fifteen year old take cool pics? PRUSSIA WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

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