Going through Hyrule Historia, you always notice something new...

[ohboysmoochingtime]

Yeah, thanks, Mun, what I really needed tonight was obviously a solid visual on THE KING OF EVIL'S SULTRY SILKEN SLEEPCLOTHES.

What's with the grin?! He's got a creepy grin! Like he's all proud of himself!!

D'you know what you and your buddy are doing to my sleep? Completely blocking it. With horrible, horrible thoughts about horrible, horrible people. I hope you two're happy!!

...That was sarcasm!! Jeepers!

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[twilightlegend]

[................................]

[he just bows from the waist because wow. He... He wasn't expecting his mun to suggest that out of the blue. About Ganondorf of all things? Definitely apologetic about this.

Deeply sorry even.

Gods, everyone on your side has been exposed to this madness haven't they? s-sob]

[ohboysmoochingtime]

[You're lucky he's not quite the right height to do the greedy-merchant-shoulder-shaking technique, Link. Because that's reeeaaally tempting at the moment.]

Why would she-- why. WHY? This is so unfair! Who'd even come up with an outfit like that? FOR SOMEONE LIKE THAT?

[Well at least it's not Yuga because he could probably rock the silky butt wrap pretty hard--]

...Okay that? That's not helping either. Like, at all.

[twilightlegend]

[oh nooooooo- I'm sure we can ask a Linebeck, Groose or Happy Mask Salesman to do it for you eventually. Maybe]

Well.

To be fair...

Your mun brought it up first. Mine just... Decided to voice an old opinion.

However disturbing it might have been.

[this feels like the Jenna fiasco all over again]

[ohboysmoochingtime]

[Maybe he'll just have to find himself an item to make himself bigger! Yeah, that's it!]

These two are a terrible combination and none of this is fair at all. You know that, right?

The memory's too fresh. Every time I shut my eyes...

[twilightlegend]

[Ravio, one shouldn't abuse the Giant's Mask like that....]

... [he nods sagely]

[it has been over five years. After all the shit he's had to put up with, including AUs, crossovers, crossover AUs, LJ/DW horror games and a live symphony orchestra performance, he knows]

It's a shame the Song of Time does nothing for this, huh?

[dragmire]

Is it so surprising that I might want to sleep in comfort?

[shoved]

...Woah. You weren't kidding.

[sultry try SKEEVY]

But, ah-- Isn't the point of wearing pajamas to have something that keeps you warm at night? You think he'd get something that shows off a little less...him.

[ohboysmoochingtime]

[THIS IS ALREADY ABUSE]

That's putting it very, very lightly, my friend.

[ohboysmoochingtime]

[YEEP-- well really, he should've expected this after screaming so loudly. Anyway, HI THERE, NOT!YUGA]

No, no, see, I get that part, but I did NOT need to know the details...!

[ohboysmoochingtime]

[...WELL YES, THAT TOO.]

Yeahhh, I dunno. I think there's a desert involved, so he's probably okay temperature wise but... but then wouldn't a guy get worried about gettin' sand in his... bits?

[shoved]

[this is a borderline creepy conversation but kudos for bunny guy asking the hard-hitting questions.]

I mean, maybe if he's the kind of guy who gets restless at night and feels like making himself a snack and stepping outside to eat it, it'd be a problem? But other than that, it's not like he's really sleeping out there or...or in a giant sandbox or something.

[...]

Right?

[dragmire]

Then do not go looking for things that do not concern you.

[ohboysmoochingtime]

With all respect, sir, I did not go looking for information like that. It was brought up pretty forcefully, to be completely honest!

[ohboysmoochingtime]

[Inquiring minds want to know!]

Oh... yeah, yeah, good point! He's probably comfortable enough where he is, being a big wig and all. Heck, probably got loads of servants on call to just bring him snacks all day! And then go to bed lounging in the finest silks or whatever. That's a king-like thing to do, right?

[dragmire]

Yet you chose to announce it for all to hear.

[ohboysmoochingtime]

I needed an outlet! That's what this place is for, right? Venting frustrations and whatnot? I mean, that's all I'm getting at. Really. I mean it's not really anybody's business whether or not you've been cradling your buttocks in the finest of silks I just-- it was-- look, I'm sorry, alright?!