Being considered for thegames

[darkfreckles]

Mun! I would like to formally lodge a complaint about your wish wash attitude about my deployment into Panem!

This is a nation at war with itself! Rebel forces dissolving the corrupt government from within and innocents caught in the cross fire! This is the sort of situation a special agent was made for!

...I mean...of course I never DID get my promotion to special agent but you could write that into my application couldn't you? Since you're looking to make me an AU?

Either way the time for your decision is drawing near and you're no closer to a definite choice then when you started. I propose a re-watch of my canon and re-reading the supplementary texts!

I may be...what some call a minor character but there are no small soldiers only small guns!

...and as a side note I would like a very large gun.

Sincerely,
Lieutenant Special Agent Kitsurubami

Comments

[hammerspace_head]

What makes you a special agent?

[darkfreckles]

[Ack! It's him!]

W-wha? My years of experience of course! And the fact that I've been into battle against the infamous Haruhara Haruko and the Pirate King Atomsk!

[Mild exaggeration but whatever]

[hammerspace_head]

[Yes, it is him. That little Earth boy]

If you're getting outsmarted by someone like Haruko, maybe that's why you didn't get the promotion.

I mean, it isn't like she's that hard to figure out.

[darkfreckles]

[The nerve of this kid! Her cheeks are burning now]

How would you know? You may have lived with her but how do you really know about her life before The Mabase Incident?

[hammerspace_head]

No but I doubt she changed much.

Like I said, she isn't that hard to figure out. You just have to realize she's crazy.

[darkfreckles]

Crazy is not an excuse! Even crazy people follow certain patterns. Erratic as they may be even the most insane aliens are following a logic unto themselves.

What's more important is that we find ways to counteract that insanity and protect the innocent from it.

[hammerspace_head]

I meant just think she's crazy and think about what would be the craziest thing to do and that should be close.

She's crazy but not that dangerous. [Says the boy who she hit with her Vespa.]

[darkfreckles]

She...

SHE DESTROYED PART OF THE CITY!!!

[hammerspace_head]

Technically wasn't that the robots? And that satellite bomb? How did she do any of that?

[darkfreckles]

I...

...Her arrival into the Mabase area was the catalyst that set Medica Mechania on a war path. Her obsession with the pirate king and her flagrant abuse of the laws our universe is set to abide by put everyone at risk. Especially you and your family!

Shouldn't you be more upset at her for all of that? Did she even say sorry?