Whoa dude no you're totally right! That's exactly what I mean! Like, I could be extra badass while I'm being a hero as usual, and be like extra cool and go, "HEY GIRL LET'S YOU AND ME GO FOR COFFEE LATER!" And then I sever the monster's head with a machete like it ain't no thing.

Only problem is there ain't any coffee, or like, anything! Ugh. Guess I'ma have to rustle up what I can and save it for that special guy or gal!