Groot (
personalmuscle) wrote in
dear_mun2014-08-01 08:33 am
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I am... Groot?
[Oh yes someone is very confused by this turn of events. Who is this person in charge of them? Where is Rocket? What's actually going on? Groot would like answers. Groot would like answers soon. However, it doesn't seem like this person in charge bad. It's just odd that someone (other than Rocket) would dictate his actions.
He frowns.]
I... am Groot.
[Yes, he would warn this person 'in charge.' Do not cross him, and he will behave.]
I am Groot.
[And find Rocket.]
[Oh yes someone is very confused by this turn of events. Who is this person in charge of them? Where is Rocket? What's actually going on? Groot would like answers. Groot would like answers soon. However, it doesn't seem like this person in charge bad. It's just odd that someone (other than Rocket) would dictate his actions.
He frowns.]
I... am Groot.
[Yes, he would warn this person 'in charge.' Do not cross him, and he will behave.]
I am Groot.
[And find Rocket.]

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[ Excuse you, he has an extensive vocabulary in plant.
But yes, that's all he knows how to say. ]
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Yes you are. Hello, dear, though I suspect you're speaking of something completely different.
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We've got matching usernames!
[A different, much larger Groot stands before Groot. He glares disapprovingly as his movie-verse self.]
I am Groot?
[He wants to know why they didn't get a uniform.]
We do! :D
[ Please don't look at him disapprovingly. We're all Groot here. ]
I...am Groot.
[Okay, you have a point. He should have gotten a bad ass uniform like everyone else.]
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[You need to get a uniform by the next movie. The uniforms are important. They let everyone know you are an equal. ]
I am Groot.
[Unless you like being mistaken for Rocket's pet, that is.]
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[ Well, when he grows legs and is no longer potted he'll do just that. Plus, everyone knows he's an equal, anyways. ]
I am Groot!
[ He is not Rocket's pet. They are friends. ]
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[You don't have to tell him that. He is Groot, after all! But does the rest of the Galaxy understand that?]
I am Groot.
[You are of the Flora Colossus. You are nobility. Strangers should see Groot and respect the sight of him.]
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[Weird meeting an alien less great at English than he can be. Still, this dragon thinks you're awesome.]
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[What does it matter if the rest of the galaxy knows? Those who he cares for are the only opinions that truly matter, anyways. If anyone else were to question that then he would deal with it.]
I am... Groot.
[Its unfortunate that his version of the canon doesn't expand on his back story so he doesn't even know if he can claim to be nobility. The problems with movies these days...]
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[... Yes.]
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[Hello little creature! Groot will hold out his hand for you.]
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[Because perceptions of you affect ALL Groots. You are a representative of your species and more importantly you are a representative of Groot. This Groot. The one talking now.]
...I am Groot.
[...clearly they are just waiting for the sequel to make such a reveal.]
Hover for translate (coding in my journal)
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[ Riley. Shush. ]
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Nice to meet yeh, Groot. Haven't met any of yeh race before, Heed thinks.
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