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[lovemyrain]

Um... Mun... person... thing?

Must you make Juvia seem so insane? Just because Juvia tells you her interests and hobbies, doesn't mean you have to write it down word for word! Improvise, woman!

Can you at least take out the part about reading Gray-sama's diary?

- Juvia Fullbuster Lockser

Comments

[deathsought]

Mundanes do this all the time. You will get used to it after a while.

[icemake]

My mun says that's probably a good thing. I think the practice is questionable.

Also, what the hell?!

[What are you even doing breaking into his place. Woman, you are insane.]

[lovemyrain]

UWAHHH! All the time!? [brb panic]

Juvia can't take more of this! Her beloved will find out she loves him and she will be denied.

That's it. Juvia is going to have to kill her Mun... or at least tie her up very tightly.

[Shuffle, shuffle.]

D- do you happen to have any rope on you, sir?

[lovemyrain]

[weeee melting into a giant Juvia puddle! ohcrapyousawthat? She may or may not have rolled around on his bed too sry]

W- well, Mun was cackling the entire time, so Juvia can't imagine any good is going to come out of whatever she has planned for her. But nothing can hurt Juvia if you're there, Gray-sama!

SORRY I MELTED AND SLID UNDER THE DOOR BY ACCIDENT. You're a beautiful writer, Gray-sama.

[crash_mage]

Hey, being part of this guild? You gotta have a little crazy in ya.

[Have a slightly stronger than intended shoulder clap.]

[deathsought]

They are only doing what humans are liable to do when granted control over others.

{ He's just gonna pretend he didn't hear that. It's not like he hasn't thought about doing the same, himself, to his own mundane. }

No... I don't.

[fairytails]

I think that honestly is to be commended, even in our players.

[lovemyrain]

[Have an endearing look... after she picks herself up off the floor.]

Perhaps you're right. Still, Mun shouldn't be telling the World Juvia stalks Gray-sama!

She is evil. Who knows what she'll try to do to me! Hopefully your Mun is better to you than Juvia's.

[lovemyrain]

[Eek! You weren't supposed to hear that. She'll just lock her in a bubble or something later. It's cool. don'tkillmeplease]

Hmmmph. Can't blame Juvia for trying.

She's horrible!!

Though... Juvia is surprised you, of all people, would take such cruelty. N- no disrespect. You sound like you've been through a lot already.

[More nervous shuffling. Damnit, Zeref. Why are you so scary?]

[lovemyrain]

[Gray-sama... then Zeref... then Gildarts, and now Mavis! She is truly trembling at this point.]

J- Juvia thinks she should lay down...

[Watch your shoes. She's melting.]

To some extent it should be... Juvia thinks her evil cackling as she writes exactly what she says is a little unnerving. That evil woman is plotting something. Of course fate could not have landed Juvia with a less sadistic Mun.

[She'll de-puddle herself eventually.]

[fairytails]

[ What shoes? ]

Hmmm... No, you're right. Evil cackling usually isn't a good sign.

Have you tried talking it over with your player? Maybe they need help. Have they come off of any medication? Do you know any doctors?

[crash_mage]

No offense, or anything, but... I don't think it's much of a secret.

Eh, mine's kind of a flake, so we get along well enough.

[deathsought]

It isn't as if I have much of a choice. Besides, where I am now, I don't have the luxury of being able to live in solitude.

[icemake]

[...Well, that explains the state of that even on days that he was actually absolutely sure that he hadn't left behind an utter mess the morning.]

Cackling doesn't necessarily mean bad things. Though I guess, most of times it's pretty hazardous for us.

[NOT COMMENTING ON THIS. He's definitely going to get a new hiding place for it though. Maybe he can ask Levy about putting it in her library or something.]