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Russia [Ivan Braginsky] ([personal profile] thevillainagain) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2014-07-25 11:05 pm
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sighs into hands

See? I knew you'd be back! You're sensible, unlike some other people I know. But don't worry about them, either. They'll get on the same page soon enough, too.

Eh? There's no need to be nervous! You should just relax and let me handle everything. I've had a lot more practice than you. I'm much older than I look!

Trust me!
dererste: that sounds like something idgaf about (Yeah Yeah blabber on!)

[personal profile] dererste 2014-07-26 03:31 am (UTC)(link)



...Y-Yeah, you're right about that. You're as old and as wanted around as a fart.
dererste: (O-OI NOW!!)

lmao no need

[personal profile] dererste 2014-07-26 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
Y-YOU!! [YOU DID NOT JUST TURN THIS AROUND ON HIM]


DAMN YOU!! I WON'T LET YOU MAKE A FOOL OUT OF ME SO EASILY!! Y-YOU--[GIVE HIM A MOMENT. PAUSES WHILE HE THIKNS OF THE GREATEST COMEBACK HE HAS IN HIS ARSENAL]

Y-YEAH, WELL, YOU!! HAVE YOU LOOKED INTO A MIRROR RECENTLY?! YOU DAMN ELEPHANT SEAL!!
dererste: (I am intensely concerned for your life)

[personal profile] dererste 2014-07-26 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
[SHAME ON YOU. And you hush, snappy quick retorts aren't Prussia's forte.]


Hah--?![AND that reply throws him off.]


T-The hell, you don't know what an--TCH!--[NEVERMIND. NOT GOING TO BOTHER. He's not gonna play your little "tee hee I only speak Russian and understand nothing else" game]

Y-Y-You--You're the elephant, of course, that nose--NO!!--I RETRACT THAT STATEMENT! ELEPHANTS ARE TOO WRINKLY CUTE FOR THE LIKES OF YOU!--THE SEAL!! YOU'RE DEFINITELY THE SEAL! AN UGLY SEAL!! You are made of blubber, have no damn real use but to be fat and eat everything!!

[THERE!! He has scorched you thoroughly, he should think!! Now go ahead, cry!! Shed some tears for him to add to his collection]
dererste: (judging u)

[personal profile] dererste 2014-07-26 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
Y-You're shitting me!! Elephant seal?!! Seriously?!! Stop messing with me, you shitty Walrus, I know you know!! [Don't force him to speak Russian, he likes to play the I Only Speak German game himself, and it isn't fair if he has to bend over backwards just to properly insult you.]


Keh!! [Darn it, and he has a pretty bottle prepared and everything to house them in.]

What if I said that...[scrunches his face up, verbal banter is not his talent, why does he even try]

...That seals have a lot of fat to keep them warm because they're so gross and slimy, that their fat is the only thing that can bear to hug them, just like you!!
hoasen: (did I leave the cat in the oven...)

[personal profile] hoasen 2014-07-26 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
My mundane often says that they all will return to us eventually. Apparently our "source" will never let go.

I wonder what that means?
lifewithnoconsequence: (12)

[personal profile] lifewithnoconsequence 2014-07-26 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Raise of an eyebrow at the strange person.]

Looks may very well be deceiving.
dererste: (Do I gotta spell out everything)

[personal profile] dererste 2014-07-26 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
What the hell?! You know what a Walrus is but not an Elephant seal is, hah?! [ Usually he'd like to think of you of as a Dumb Russian Guy, BUT THIS TIME, NO, SIR.

FROWNS AT.]


You already said that. Getting so old you're recycling jokes, hm?! If the great me was a seal, I'd be a sexy muscular one!! [MAKES HIS PECS BOUNCE JUST FOR EMPHASIS and idk, to startle and intimidate you]

To that, I retort at least I'm a damn seal that has friends! [HAH!]

beachesandshores: (❝hasten to battle,men of Bayamo!❞)

[personal profile] beachesandshores 2014-07-26 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
You're wastin' your breath tellin' 'em to settle down. They're gonna bitch and moan no matter what you say - easier to just do what you want and let 'em figure it out later.

[spoken like a man who could practically make a living out of doing what he likes and driving his mun to distraction - I mean. no that would never be something Cuba would do hahaha.]
hoasen: (do you need this?)

[personal profile] hoasen 2014-07-26 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmm, perhaps it is, I will have to ask her.

[Somewhere her mun laughs at her and tells her to get back to work. Vietnam then smacks her mun because wow such sass!]

Are you and your mundane getting along after you've returned to them?
lifewithnoconsequence: (Default)

[personal profile] lifewithnoconsequence 2014-07-26 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Who knows, perhaps I am the liar. Or perhaps both, or neither of us, are lying.
hoasen: (waves)

[personal profile] hoasen 2014-07-26 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
That does! After all, the world needs us, and so now this means we can actually do our work. [Stop thinking about work--]

In a way.
beachesandshores: (❝as I leave you with restless liars❞)

[personal profile] beachesandshores 2014-07-26 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Ain't that always the way it goes? This place kinda moves funny, so it don't really matter if you take your time. Have a smoke, think it over, everything'll probably still be hangin' around when you're done.

[moreso if you have a shitty memory like a certain someone, but it's the thought that counts. probably.]
lifewithnoconsequence: (08)

[personal profile] lifewithnoconsequence 2014-07-26 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
There is that as well. I have met many men and women who would believe their own lies.

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