New muse is...er, an hour new.

[still_pretty]

...okay girl. Let's get this straight. You want me to train what with the huh and where again, exactly?

Really? Really really? Look, I know you and your gal pal are all making with the mad gab (which by the way is SO rude to talk about me like this, I am standing right here) and the plotting and the ideas-you-swear-are-not-sinister-in-any-way-shape-or-form about this...this thing, Pork-em-on or something--

Poke 'em own. Packer Men.

...Fine look you realize this is 1997, hello, I am completely not prepared to deal with the future takeover of America by the small...fuzzy...animal capturing...game thing. Bit busy with the slayage and school now, okay?

Okay. We can save this for another day. Far in the future. Way far.



And seriously, you want Giles to be there? Do they even have tweed in that universe? The man will go insane.

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[tree_puncher]

[Here, for your first intro into the madness that is Dear Mun, here's a random 1.7 meters tall block dude... Enjoy...]

Hello.

[still_pretty]

[It's cool, she's dealt with short, blocky guys before. Sid the dummy comes to mind, she's got this.]



...what.

*laughs*

[tree_puncher]

[Also this Man of Blocky apearnce has his name, Steve?, floating above his head in white text. And yes the question mark is apart of his name.]

I don't know why I'm here talking to you either... I just am... So.. Um.. Fight Zombies and stuff where you come form?

[hontobakabaka]

But you were able to deal with Pee Wee Herman as a vampire. I'm sure you'll adapt.

*hat tip*

[still_pretty]

[Okay, he seems polite and non-stabby enough. Buffy takes a knee so she's not looming over the man (although admittedly as petite as she is, getting to loom is very refreshing experience).]

Vampires, actually. Who are you...Steve?

[still_pretty]

I--what? Pee Wee Herman isn't a vampire.



...at least I think he isn't.

[tree_puncher]

Yes... Steve? is my name... And what are Vampires?

[hontobakabaka]

Amilin or something was the name. I'm not good at 20th century history, I'm sorry.

[thekingofkamenriders]

1997? Are you sure of that?

[still_pretty]

Pretty sure. Just...so you know, that turtleneck is so '93, I can see how you might get confused.

[still_pretty]

...yeah so, uh, drawing a blank here. You might have me confused with some...other...vampire slayer...


Look, was there another assembly or something? A flyer?

[hontobakabaka]

It was in 1992 is all I know.

[thekingofkamenriders]

My turtleneck is both stylish and functional.

Tch. What do you do, anyway?

[still_pretty]

Nice to meet you then, uh...Steve? I'm Buffy. And lucky for you. Vampires are kind of like zombies with the whole dead-but-surprise!-not-really except they just want blood.

[tree_puncher]

Ah, I assume they burn in sunlight as well. And do they spawn in darkness as well?

[idolstolemylook]

Well well well. What have we here?

[still_pretty]

Wow you're pretty on the mark. You're not a demon hunter by any chance?

[still_pretty]

['92...'92... Ah. Buffy's expression hardens.]

...Amilyn. How do you know about that?

[still_pretty]

I'd say it's pretty functional at keeping away any semblance of coolness.

Sla--uh, student. Model student, that's me.

[still_pretty]

[Buffy purses her lips after her little diatribe, perking a brow at him.

Nothing in that expression even remotely resembles familiarity.]

Uh, s'cuse me?

[tree_puncher]

No... Don't believe so... Mostly just an average Minecrafian Human Mob. Eventurally everyone learns these facts back where I come from. Even use these laws to help in making mob farms to kill them in fun and clever ways.

[thekingofkamenriders]

Look, it's not like anything you can tell me would be all that odd. I do travel from universe to universe kicking monsters.

[still_pretty]

...say again? From universe to universe?

[thekingofkamenriders]

Yes, from universe to universe. I travel around from universe to universe fighting monsters and taking pictures.

[hontobakabaka]

There's not a lot to do on slow trips from Earth to the Jovian colonies.

[idolstolemylook]

Oh, you are fresh. [Spike smirks, but he's impressed at the same time.] Never really got to see you like this, all innocent and uncorrupted.

[still_pretty]

[Okay so officially wigged out now. Her brows knitted, she sizes him up, her tone peppy.] Yeah, you lost me. Y'know most people, when they introduce themselves, tend to offer their name first.

[stranger_to_the_rain]

Insanity is never truly appreciated. It's a bit sad, really.

[glamours]

I think the word you're lookin' for is Pokémon.

[idolstolemylook]

Oh, right. Forgot you don't know me yet. Spike, at your service, Slayer.

Or, well. You know.