rule 63!Superboy; heading to Multiversal

[phototroph]

Why don't we just admit this is going to end badly for everyone and you can step away from the keyboard? I know you're actually making progress with my app, but it feels like it's too soon for you to be playing two characters full time and you're probably going to end up feeling overwhelmed.

You can just keep bouncing me around in your head for a while, I won't have any hard feelings about it.

Comments

[quiescence]

How about you just stop being a Debbie Downer and let her do it? It's not like you have any say in the end, anyway.

[cestrumnocturnum]

I don't want to sound unkind, but I don't think we get a say about how overwhelmed they are. At least, it doesn't feel like it.

[phototroph]

If I was being a Debbie Downer I'd be sulking in a corner somewhere. I'm just trying to save her some trouble before shit hits the fan.

[phototroph]

I could get really philosophical about ~knowing them better than they know themselves~ but it'd just sound really fucking dumb so... sure, let's go with what you said. [:D ???]

[quiescence]

And you know shit is going to hit the fan how?

[cestrumnocturnum]

I don't think it does. But most of us don't want to be there at all and get accused of unreliable narration.

[phototroph]

Past experience, but mostly the fact I'm likely to punch something - or someone - I shouldn't punch, and that almost always end badly.

[quiescence]

We have monsters running around. Punch those instead.

[phototroph]

Does it make a difference if I actually don't mind going all that much? Worries about the mun aside.

[theimp]

Bad endings are their favorite, I am assured.

[cestrumnocturnum]

I guess it might. That's nice of you, then. [ Instead of, what, being sneakily manipulative? Benji, do you wish you'd thought of it first. ]

[phototroph]

I'm gonna miss out on the monsters, unfortunately.

[phototroph]

I don't know if 'nice' is quite the right word. I'm being placated with the promise of visits to the Vault.

[phototroph]

That's even more troubling. She's usually not too cruel on her own, but she's easily led astray.

[cestrumnocturnum]

Oh, bribery. That certainly sounds like them.

[phototroph]

I can't complain, bribery is my second favorite method of getting the kids to pay attention, so it's about time someone uses it against me.

[cestrumnocturnum]

Honey, vinegar. Carrot, stick. I think the former's tactics more effective too.

[notlikeanyone]

... Hm.

[notlikeanyone]

Take a little care when you visit it.

[phototroph]

Aw, don't be like that. I promise I'll be gentle with you.

[notlikeanyone]

That's truly comforting.

[phototroph]

Fun fact, you actually catch more flies with vinegar than you do with honey.

... Why do I know that?

[phototroph]

Wouldn't that defeat the purpose of going to a sex club?

[phototroph]

It should be, we both know I could snap you like a twig. [affectionate headpats are go!]

[notlikeanyone]

No, it's perfectly in line with going to a sex club and not having a bad experience in the process.