Rat Queens #7 is finally out

[thebigspoon]

What?

Like you've never gotten high on eating mushroom monsters and imagined you were eating the face of a delicious and sexy candy woman made of peppermint with a chocolate dress?

With sprinkles?

Come on I can't be the only one. If so you clearly haven't done enough living!

Comments

[lifewithnoconsequence]

...Use drugs with care.

[thebigspoon]

Oh don't worry! I'm very caring!

[lifewithnoconsequence]

I'm sure you are. But I meant being careful.

[delightfullittlemaniac]

[What.]

Never did get the appeal a that psych-a-delic stuff.

[thebigspoon]

[Ohmigosh whatever you are you are adorable and she loves it.]

They help to expand your creative mind beyond it's normal abilities ya know? It leads you on a journey through the world that you cannot comprehend in any other way.

Plus it's fun.

[thebigspoon]

Now where's the fun in that?

[delightfullittlemaniac]

[What, never seen a bat before?]

Ehh... brandy's good'nough for me.

Tried that harder stuff once an' it didn't go well.

[lifewithnoconsequence]

Not hurting yourself for one.

[thebigspoon]

[Not one wearing clothes and with eyebrows]

Ooo brandy. That stuff'll warm you up on a cold night.

What happened the time it didn't go well?

[thebigspoon]

Aw, pain is the spice of life. Of course I avoid it when I can but sometimes it's just a natural part of having fun.

Besides, better me then someone else right?

[delightfullittlemaniac]

[Well he's never seen a... rat? with a weird human face either, so there.]

Bad trip. Wasn't worth it.

[thebigspoon]

[Ooo watch it. She may be easy going but she's still got some pride]

Clearly you weren't doing it right. Try dropping a few mushrooms in your brandy next time and put on some of your favorite music.

[delightfullittlemaniac]

[ Oh, he knows what that's like. Y'know, when you work for a man who calls himself a "majestic mountain of humility"...]

Uhhh. Yeah, sure. 's easy enough to get a hold'a that stuff.

[Whether he actually planned on doing that remained a mystery.]

[lifewithnoconsequence]

Sometimes it involves another person.

[thebigspoon]

Right? And it helps that it's all natural. I mean nothin' against alchemists but I like my trips to be pure and clean from the Earth, not something cut on chemicals and mortal made things.

[thebigspoon]

Sounds like you had a pretty rough experience.

[Rummages around in a bag and produces a large sucker offering it to him]

Wanna talk about it champ?

[lifewithnoconsequence]

[An eyebrow raise.]

No, and no.

[thebigspoon]

[She pouts and stuffs the sucker in her mouth]

Well fine. Be that way Captain Judgy Mc. Judgerson. I go out of my way to give you the benefit of doubt and you shoot me down like a duck at dinnertime.

[lifewithnoconsequence]

Maybe because a well-cooked duck is too delicious of a dinner?

[thebigspoon]

Well if you're calling me delicious then we're back in business.

[She gives him a flirty look and wiggles her eyebrows]

[lifewithnoconsequence]

Cute, maybe. But you don't look all that old to me, if you don't mind me saying.

[thebigspoon]

Pft, I don't mind at all! I get that alot actually.

But see I'm a Smidgen. We're well known for our childish appearances. By my world's standards I'm a grown woman! And as many of the beautiful people I've met in my life can tell you?

I'm very good~

[delightfullittlemaniac]

If ya got the cash t'indulge, maybe. Dirty's cheaper, especially if ya need more of it.

[thebigspoon]

Ya get what you pay for though. I knew some poor dwarf who got so sick he was in hospital for a month because someone tricked him into smoking Goblin droppings. Said the strong smell was proof it was good.

[delightfullittlemaniac]

Exactly why I mostly don't touch it. Not enough reliable sellers 'round here.

Someone dumb enough to not know quality from crap has it comin' to 'em.