[Voice testing this brat] / [canon is Haikyuu!! ]

[not_tsukki]

I don't know if you realized this but,

You are one obnoxious woman. Did you know that?

And stop screaming at me. I hear you quite perfectly without you raising your voice. I have idiot shrimp yell whole day throughout practice, I don't need you to do the same. I can feel migraine forming already.

So if you do care, as you say, stop harassing that NEKOMA setter. While I have no trouble riling people up, he looks as if he'll break at any moment.

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[lovestsukki]

T-Tsukki! Ah, maybe you shouldn't say things like that, c-considering she has control over where you go and stuff like that. [ He's worried! Definitely worried. What if he gets sent to a really dangerous and scary place? Or a... a s-... x... se...

Yamaguchi can't even bear to think it, especially not when he might be going somewhere like that himself. At least the last parts of what Tsukishima says distracts him from that, concern glimmering in his eyes ]

A migraine? Do you need some medicine? A-And what's this about... that setter?

[not_tsukki]

I can say whatever I want, especially if I'm right. As for the games- she has no guts for it. When Hinata stops liking volleyball, that's when she will grow some.

[WOW so RUDE Tsukishima! Watch your language.

He rolls his eyes-]

I don't have actual migraine. It's a figure of speech. As for the setter- she thinks it was amusing to poke him a little. In some kind of "I'd hit that" meme. Seriously, if I hit NEKOMA's setter, he'll break like glass. [Totally translating hit as ACTUAL hit.]

[lovestsukki]

O-Of course! Well, if that's true, maybe I don't have anything to worry about. [ That gets a laugh out of him. Tsukki's always so funny, in Yamaguchi's opinion, at least.

How cute, kehe.

Spluttering for a moment he pointedly ignores that comment and then grows quiet. "I'd hit that"... Oh. Uhm. ] Tsukki... I don't think that's really what it meant. From the way my mun is laughing, at least.

[not_tsukki]

[No, Yamaguchi is just too nice to Tsukishima.]

Yes, I realized that after talking a bit to him. Apparently he [under HE, Tsukishima means Kuroo] left the setter there for a prank. Took his games and all, not wanting to return them to him unless he stays. [That's what he came to conclusion from what little they talked.]

[lovestsukki]

[ He really is, but he just doesn't see it that way, silly thing ]

Oh, that's not very nice. Though I guess it's kind of funny, right? [ There's fidgeting and Yamaguchi opens his mouth to add something but stops himself and falls quiet.

How can he even ask something like that? Pretend nothing happened. Don't notice, Tsukishima. Nothing to see here. ]

[not_tsukki]

[Tsukishima is all for bullying obnoxious, loud people. So he kind of feels bad at poking fun at the setter, really. The same way he's not poking fun at Yamaguchi- calm, not loud, decently smart and not doing stupid things.]

I guess so. The bad part in all that is that I am dragged into it as well. [Would you HIT him, Yama?]

[lovestsukki]

That setter isn't the usual type, but you always know how to bug people enough to get them pretty riled up. [ It's a simple statement, something he completely accepts about the other and doesn't seem bothered by ]

W-Well, it's not like you gave an actual reply to that whole situation. [ There's a pause and nervous flickering of his gaze, and then he adds, innocently curious ]

Right..?

[not_tsukki]

[All kind of fixing glasses. Khmm, khmm-]

It ended up being really awkward situation. He's probably attractive to someone but not to me. The whole misunderstanding made a bit of a tension but overall- no. Not a real answer. Luckily. [He did say he wouldn't date him, he barely knows the guy. He maybe... wants to... date... someonewithfrecklesandwhokeepsupwithhisbullshit? ]

[lovestsukki]

He seems like someone Sugawara-san would like taking care of, you know? [ Though he doesn't want the mother of their team to leave them! The children would become crazier than they already are... ]

Oh. That's good. He's not your type then. [ Er, w-wait! ] I-I mean, that way they can't try to make fun of you for saying anything like that. E... Eheh.

[ Smooth, Yama, smooth. ]

[not_tsukki]

Yes, something like that. Although, Sugawara-san would take care of anyone that's in trouble.

[He was about to confirm Yama's statement when it caught his ear. There it was, that wicked smile that says 'I got you, you're not off the hook'.]

Yamaguchi... you sounded sort of relieved when I said I don't find him attractive. Care to elaborate?

[lovestsukki]

[ Which is something that Yamaguchi admires, because Suga always seems to know something good to say, and he wishes he could be that way. With Tsukki more than anyone else but... ]

U-Uhm... No..? [ He manages to squeak out, and there's this deer-caught-in-the-headlights look on his face now. Why does Tsukishima have to be so observant about him right now?! ]

Maybe you were imagining things. Th-Though I'm not saying you're wrong! Er... It would just be... weird. If you did. Like him.

[not_tsukki]

[Yamaguchi,really. You know him for so long. You should know that there's no way that he imagined things or heard wrong. It just doesn't go that way.]

Oh? And why would it be weird? [Full 188cm looming over the other boy.] He's quiet, people consider him a nice person and I am sure decent number of them would say he's good looking.

So, I'm waiting for explanation. [You're not going anywhere.]

[lovestsukki]

[ He shrinks, appearing smaller than his lanky figure actually is, because in all the time they've been together the moments in which Tsukishima has given him all his attention are few.

And whenever it happens it makes Yamaguchi squirm and feel more flustered (and happy) than he thinks it should ]

You're thinking about it so logically. That's just like you, Tsukki. [ It's obvious his attempt at distraction isn't going to work so he groans internally, wishing he could disappear right about now ]

It'd be weird because... because... thinking about you liking someone or dating them is... w-weird. It doesn't seem right.

/is ruthless ;w;

[not_tsukki]

[He hit the spot, didn't he? He's not easily distracted, Yamaguchi, he's not Hinata. You can try pull that on the crazy shortie, but on Tsukishima it doesn't work.]

So, according to you, I should never date because it is weird.

[It's said as a statement. He's silent for a moment-]

But what if I already have someone? Someone I like?

sh-shot through the heart ;u;

[lovestsukki]

[ He really likes and admires how smart and observant Tsukishima is, but at this moment it's something he wishes wasn't true. That's not really what he'd meant, but he'd been unable to explain himself properly so-...

Oh.

Oh. That hits pretty hard, and he's left staring at a space over Tsukishima's shoulder with wide, surprised eyes.

It takes a few moments but then Yamaguchi forces out a laugh, one of his hands lifting to rub the back of his head as he looks away ] R-Really? That's... Ah, that's nice. You, uhm... I'm sure they're a really cool person.

[ Only... ] I guess that means you'll... be wanting to spend more time with them, huh? [ 'Rather than with me.' The idea of that happening... hurts. A lot. ]

[not_tsukki]

[Tsukishima gives Yamaguchi a leveled look. He has his hands crossed and quite unreadable expression on his face. Stuttering, broken sentences- his friend needs to work on lying a bit better.]

You're lying.

[He says flatly, peering over top of his glasses at him, before pushing them up-] You don't think it's nice, you don't think that person is cool and most importantly- you don't want me to spend time with that person. [He sighs and rubs back of his neck- when did Yamaguchi became so troublesome-]

Yes, I wish to spend more time with that person. [He pauses again.] You should come over more often. [Please catch on it. He ain't gonna say it openly otherwise.]

[lovestsukki]

[ Ah, he dislikes the times when he can't tell what Tsukishima is thinking - he wants so very much to be able to understand him more, better, as much as he can - and being reprimanded like that is... embarrassing. ]

S-Sorry, Tsukki. [ Sheepish as ever, and really, any second now, that disappearing thing would be very appreciated.

Wait a second. Had he heard that right..? ]

You... want me to..? You... I'm... [ Okay. Okay, calm down Yamaguchi. Maybe you're just over-thinking this, maybe he doesn't mean it in the way that it sounds.

Only he hopes he does. And that much is obvious on his face when a moment later he beams, a wide grin, all teeth and warmth and adoration, appears and causes creases on his freckled cheeks ]

I... I'd really like that, Tsukki! And I'd like if... if we'd be able to go to the same place one day! If our muns let us.

[not_tsukki]

[WELL it seems that he caught up on it. Good. He doesn't have to explain himself. He turns away his head (no one is privy to see Tsukishima embarrassed!) and waves with hand for other boy to follow him as he heads down the street-]

Ahh don't give Muns ideas. Before you know it we'll have wings, or passed on, became gray or pirates.

[He feels kind of sorry for one of his mun's muses...]