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[quickcleanpure]

A niche to fill?

It's an itch to scratch. They don't need me.

...

An untapped sub-market?

You don't say.

You're beautiful, but as philosophical and practical conundrums go, here's a pickle:

What's the use of a graverobber when there aren't any graves?

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[morewidows]

Graverobber?

[She looks quite interested, do tell her more.]

[faeconman]

I've been twisted so far beyond my original purpose that it's not even funny. You'll find your way, darling.

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[quickcleanpure]

Graverobber.

[How anyone can be so smarmy about playing with dead bodies, I will never comprehend.]

It's honorific if there isn't a grave to rob.

[quickcleanpure]

Who's to say your original purpose wasn't to be twisted?

It was too good to pass up :)

[morewidows]

[But it looks so well on him!]

Treasure, perhaps, in those graves? Or the bodies themselves?

I ship it. :|

[quickcleanpure]

Something inside the body to scratch an itch.

It'll take even you there.

[oldschoolwizard]

You might not be aware of this, but grave robbing is frowned on in most societies.

[quickcleanpure]

What isn't? Societies flourish with shame. Unacceptable imperfections make society's wheels go round.

Guilt keeps those wheels greased.

[oldschoolwizard]

Are you seriously trying to justify grave robbing? Good luck with that.

[quickcleanpure]

If society condemns it, justification is petty waste.

Of time.

[oldschoolwizard]

Yeah, you wouldn't want to strain yourself, after all.

So, you don't look familiar. New ghoul in town, are you?

[quickcleanpure]

Old or new or just passing through. It must be one of those.

Looking for a cure?

[oldschoolwizard]

Consider this a vote for just passing through, don't let the door hit you on the way out, yadda yadda.

A... cure? Dare I ask for what?

[quickcleanpure]

The cure.

It'll change your life. Just a spark and you're there.

[oldschoolwizard]

Uh huh.

Let me guess—you're in the hallucinogenic drug business too.

[faeconman]

My lover would probably agree, my mun would not, much as she is happy with the development.

[quickcleanpure]

One and the same. Get the glow with a little smack into a skull.

Like a needle in a bug.

It's pure.

[quickcleanpure]

Such a nice development when your lover wants you twisting.

[faeconman]

I think you and him would get along.

[quickcleanpure]

A good graverobber knows when he's twisted enough.

[oldschoolwizard]

I'll bet.

Hey, can I ask you something? Why are you creepy types always batshit insane? Not to change the subject or anything.

How scandalous!

[morewidows]

What is it about me that would make it any different, hmm?

[quickcleanpure]

Who doesn't like to be told they're unique?

[quickcleanpure]

Why do the socially conscious believe they're sane?

[morewidows]

Do you say to all the ladies, then?