The mun finally caught up on all of season two...

[kabutos_claim]

Stop crying. It's getting on my nerves.

If you only decided to 'play' me out of pity, I'd rather be forgotten, and soon.

Besides...

Weren't your exact words, "I wish there was a female mutant"?

... Call me back when you stop blubbering, and find me something fun to do.

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[bigsoftie]

Humans do not know what they truly wish for.

[Like the mun pushing the alligator towards the kunoichi.]

[kabutos_claim]

... I guess that's true. I wanted to know the truth, and look where it got me. Almost makes me wish I never found out.

[Maybe if she hadn't gone through mutagen hell and back she'd be spooked at the giant alligator, but. well. give her a moment.]

[bigsoftie]

I feel this way many times...but there is no way to hide from it. That is life.

[kabutos_claim]

So, are you looking at me with pity too?

[Finally noticing he is a... giant alligator.]

... Or hunger?

[bigsoftie]

I am telling the truth.

[He's not sure why he would need to pity someone he just met.]

...food would be nice.

[kabutos_claim]

Then I recommend either ordering a pizza or staving off your stomach. Right now, I think I'd give you food poisoning... or worse.

[Because clearly giant-gators only want to eat people. Not offer condolences or a shoulder to lean on.]

[bigsoftie]

Pizza sounds good.

...why would I want to eat you?

[kabutos_claim]

... Let's just say you give off that vibe.

[bigsoftie]

I understand.

[He's used to being called a monster.]

At least you did not run.

[kabutos_claim]

Run... Where would I run to?

The only family I ever knew was a lie, and the others... No one would want me, the way I am now.

[bigsoftie]

[He growls, as to muse over her dilemma.]

I know this feeling well. I had a family once...but it was taken from me at a young age. The ones that raised me only wanted to use me.

And now...perhaps it is meant that some of us remain alone.

[kabutos_claim]

You might be right about that, scales.

[bigsoftie]

It is in our nature...one that the Kraang gave to us.

[Noted with a bitter tone.]

[kabutos_claim]

[Now that is the one thing to get her out of 'unhappy angst mode'.]

And they will pay for that.

[bigsoftie]

I will make sure of that.

[He's in the vengeance industry as well.]

[ledgerdomaingirl]

Being played based on pity sucks, don't it?

[kabutos_claim]

It's really the last thing I need right now.

[ledgerdomaingirl]

What went wrong with you in your canon?

[kabutos_claim]

... Where do I even begin?

[She looks away.]

... The man I thought was my father for sixteen years... it turns out he was the one who kidnapped me from my real father, and killed my mother. He raised me to kill my true father. And just as I found out the truth...

... I got turned into... a snake mutant.

[ledgerdomaingirl]

And suddenly my own case isn't looking quite so bad anymore!

[kabutos_claim]

[Have the most venomous glare ever.]

Happy to help.

[ledgerdomaingirl]

[Hah. I see what you did there.]

Er...sorry.

[kabutos_claim]

[There is going to be a lot of terrible snake puns in her future.]

So what's your problem? You pick up the wrong can of hair dye?

[ledgerdomaingirl]

The silver hair is natural, actually. The purple is dyed.