ヾ(@゜∇゜@)ノ

[wholaughs]

Dear Mun,

Do you mind if I call you that? I don’t think that’s really an accurate representation of the relationship we've got. Old buddy old chum old pal. Like two peas in a pod. Or more than two. A lot of peas in the pod, but I’m addressing the pea that thinks it’s king of the pod. The pea that the other peas introduce themselves as. The public persona pea.

I know you’ve spent a long time with a lot of people who don’t like me very much at all. They might’ve skewed your viewpoint. You maybe even thought (you agreed with it at least--and you wouldn't lie, would you?) that being able to play me correctly was a sign of a mind that was a little unhinged itself.

Well. Looks like someone’s been pulling pins out of your mental doorframe, hmmm? Because seems like your open mind opened up a little further than you planned. And now that I’m here, there’s nothing our mutual avian and chiropteran friends can do about it.

So let’s talk business.

I’ll stay out of the rest of your life if you’ll give me just a wee little slice over here.

I promise I'll be on my best behavior. Swear to Gob.

So come on, loverboy. Come on. Let me out to play.

Comments

[arkhamscoldest]

Another of you tiresome clowns, I see. My mun at least shows calm, logical rationality for selecting me.

If anything your chaotical actions might keep the Batman and his spawn engaged in your foolishness long enough for me to continue with my work properly.

[bringerofthestorm]

[There's no movement as the Joker talks. Still as a statue, Embrik simply states in a flat monotone,] Your metaphor was stretched pretty far. [He's fine with creepiness and unhinging the muns - that's how he got in - but he likes language. People who abuse it are strange, like someone given a Super Soaker who throws it on the ground to get the water out. He doesn't get it.]

[redripoff]

Mold in the chiller seems more accurate for you than any kind of pod.