on being described as "crotchety"

[guardian_doctor]

Tch, no, Mun, I am not being "too picky". Words have specific meanings and connotations. You need to put more effort into finding the right ones.

I'm not old enough for that one. And don't argue with me about numbers, we both know I'm still not old.

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im sorry for her foreverr

[blueherring]

Ohoho man.

[There was just something about the aggravated and the scholarly that made her giggle. Even if he wasn't she got that impression.]

Tie me up and teach me biology, man...~

[Now none of this was serious, but flirting with the grouchy was just too much fun to pass up.]

XD

[guardian_doctor]

....

I'm sorry, was that an attempt at flirting? If so, your approach could benefit from an overhaul. [He is unimpressed, young lady. >:|]

[blueherring]

Don't even tell me you could do better.

[guardian_doctor]

Of course not, that would require interest on my part. I've simply heard better.

[blueherring]

Oh my god. Don't tell me that Mr.Vocabulary's got fan base somewhere.

[Wink. This 5 foot tall flirt can't resist nudging him a little.]

[guardian_doctor]

[He considers how to answer that without coming off as...

and then she nudges him. Fuck it.] Somewhere in the ground by now, I'd imagine.

[She can make of that what she will.]

[blueherring]

[Oh. Those eyes widened just a bit--

But then she furrowed them. It was impossibly suspicious.]

...

...

[She'd take a step back...]

...S-so what are you actually anyway?

[guardian_doctor]

[He can't help smiling a bit. What a gratifying effect that had had~]

I'm not quite sure myself anymore. Demon, damned... something along those lines.

[blueherring]

[Don't get too excited. It's short lived. She'd circle around him, hands behind her back, a little innocently. ]

You're a demon?

[She squints, standing on one foot and looking him over... head to toe...]

But you're... like...

[Pause... Like what? ]

[guardian_doctor]

[Aw, such a shame. Ah well, fun while it lasted.]

Possibly. As I said, I don't know. I'm currently alive; I don't question it more than that.

[He tilts his head, looking back.] Do finish your sentences. Don't keep people in suspense.

[sempiternally]

I guess being verbose makes you and my mun old souls then.

And assholes.

[guardian_doctor]

I'll take a note of it: all the educated are "assholes". So eloquent.

[sempiternally]

Hey, I didn’t say all educated persons. Plenty of idiots are assholes too, you know. The world is filled with them.

[guardian_doctor]

Really? I'd never noticed.

[sempiternally]

Yeah, well sucks to be you, man.

[guardian_doctor]

Indeed. I can hardly think of a fate worse than failing to realize fully just how terrible everything is.

[blueherring]

...

[She bit her fingernail.]

You are the... well, most adorable demon, I've ever seen.
I cannot believe we're supposed to hate demons...

[She's sort of... a witch. And she's SEEN demons.
She'll calm down on the flirting, it was all in good fun, really. And by good fun, she didn't want to be buried underground or anything.]

[sempiternally]

And if that’s all you can think of, well, then you can just go ahead and take yourself off the self-proclaimed genius list now.

[guardian_doctor]

I was unaware impressing you was in any way important.

If you're going to be so persistent, you might as well introduce yourself.

she is so cute :3

[guardian_doctor]

["Adorable"? NO. >:| He'll just ignore that part...]

Tch. Such a one-track mind. [...So much for ignoring it. Welp.]

Anytime you want to get back to how you're "supposed" to be regarding me... [Oops, still annoyed. It's not intentional! And by "in the ground" he only meant he'd outlived her; not that he's going to bother clearing that up...]

[He's not actually a demon, but he'd never heard of "supers" when he was growing up and he's quite certain he sold his soul IT SEEMED AN OBVIOUS INFERENCE :V]

;u; thankyou... can I tell you how i love him? I'm sorry she has to bother everyone she first meets.

[blueherring]

[TOO BAD SHE ALREADY MADE UP HER MIND. He's a demon forever. She'll tell people he's a demon and make up stories most likely about him eating children and crawling on ceilings.]

Sorry.
Pfftghmhaha... hehe...

[She puffed up her cheeks to hold back a giggle.]

Can I keep you? Demons make contracts with witches anyway.

[Can she take his glasses? She'll try.]

:D yaaayy thanks! don't worry about it, their interactions are amusing XD

[guardian_doctor]

[Unimpressed. Giggling? Really?]

No. This demon already has other responsibilities.

[He scowls and attempts to smack her hand away.] Leave those be! Are you a child?

haha xD ♥ ♥

[blueherring]

Like what?

[She retreats her hands, frowning now.]

Seducing people and burying them under the ocean?

[Well that changed drastically. By her tone, she actually was interested in what he did.]

[guardian_doctor]

[Blinking.] I... don't even live near the ocean. What? That's...

[He is very confused by this new topic. It's... very odd and very specific and very unlike anything he's done.]

I'm a doctor. And I have a town to look after.

How on earth does someone bury anything beneath the ocean? Is that a significant problem where you're from?

[blueherring]

...Well, I mean... it's less about being a significant problem where I'm from, and more about where I'm from being the significant problem.

[She shrugged.]

I should just move to your town. It seems nice. I don't even think I have a doctor.