New Muse isn't sure about this username

[saymyfuckingname]

So you thought you'd try your hand at me... I must say I am truly impressed with your efforts, as pitiful as they are. I sincerely doubt you're capable of handling me. Perhaps you should go back to your little soldier and play with him. I'm certain he's more your suited to your taste than I am. Even the inventor who you claim is out of your league would be a better fit at this point.

Ah, but you are a stubborn one, aren't you?

Since you're obviously not going to give up then let us discuss the finer details, shall we? More importantly, the username-it could use some work. I could certainly do without the vulgarity, but for now it will do despite its lack of creativity.

Then again, you tend to go for the most idiotic of usernames. I'm not even sure why I'm surprised.

I'd wish you luck in your endeavor but I'm sure you'll give up on this little 'voice test' soon enough.

Comments

[crownless]

Shit, hang on. I think I got this one.

Heisenberg, right?

[shehasdreams]

I like the username. A little vulgarity is never a bad thing.

[son_of_talia]

Cold comfort as it may be, at least it isn't a pun. My mun has a few muses with usernames that are meant to be 'funny'. It never works.

[onlyawarrior]

It suits you, brother.

[saymyfuckingname]

Does it now? I'm almost tempted to ask why.

[saymyfuckingname]

'upallnighttoget' was briefly considered... Fortunately they decided against it when they realized a pop song would soon be forgotten.

Unfortunately this was the alternative.

[son_of_talia]

[Damian's eyebrow twitches. He hates that song.]

Does your mun have no one they could ask for alternative ideas?

[saymyfuckingname]

No, but vulgarity for the sake of vulgarity (and inability purchase rename tokens) seems like such a waste.

[saymyfuckingname]

...Wrong.

[saymyfuckingname]

The mortal pulling these strings seems to make names up on a whim without consulting others. It would explain the ever growing roster of terrible usernames.

[son_of_talia]

I see. My mundane took a week of debate before making an account for me. It seems despite her being pressed for time, I held some appeal. But only the incubation period kept my username from containing the word 'bat'.

[saymyfuckingname]

There was only an hour's consideration before the mortal gave in. If I'd given them more time I'm certain my name would have been much worse.

They seem to make a sport of making idiotic names.

[son_of_talia]

Mine seems to just go with whatever sounds 'coolest' to her. An equally flawed, if differently so, way of making decisions.

I am Damian. And you are?

[saymyfuckingname]

These mortals do like to think they're being clever, don't they? It's a pity they don't realize the truth.

[He raises en eyebrow. For a child, this one is rather impressive. Perhaps its the fact that they're both commiserating about their unfortunate situations.]

I am Loki of Asgard.

[Or maybe Jotunheim. Hell if this mun knows. ue keeps changing his story. :|]

[son_of_talia]

If they were really clever, they wouldn't invite strangers into their heads in the first place. That's foolishness on a level even my father would scoff at it.

[They're both green eyed, dark-haired guys who want recognition, have daddy issues and legacy issues, and are a lot more formidable than they look. The difference is Damian is a lot less controlled when actually in the heat of the moment. He rushes in where Loki would plan.

Then again, which one of them comes out of canon with their mother alive, again?]

Ah. You must be from one of the 'Marvel' canons I've heard of. Pity. I've yet to make contact with anyone from my own series of universes yet. It makes clarifying my own origin pointless, although my mun went ahead and did it with the username.

[shehasdreams]

Perhaps. Muns don't always make good choices, period. In my experience, a name isn't as important as the depth of the character, the person behind the name. I have already changed my name (and face) once.

[saymyfuckingname]

Especially knowing who some of us are, I wonder why they would think it was a good idea. It seems as though their stupidity knows no bounds.

[..... Rude, Damien. Rude.. That tiny bit of respect? Gone. :| Plus, we don't talk about the most unnecessary death ever Frigga. It's one of those things we bury and repress.]

That I am. Though it makes no difference where I'm from. It seems as though origins mean little around here.

[son_of_talia]

Indeed. My mun's already worried I've 'brought too much violence' into her head. As if there's something wrong with knowing biology and how to defend oneself.

[No, it's one of those things we throw a protest over. Why did Coulson get revived and yet there wasn't a #FriggaLives hashtag?]

As I've noticed. That's fine by me; earning my reputation won't be especially difficult, but a challenge is nice to keep me occupied while my mun figures out what she's doing.

[crownless]

Dammit.

[SO CLOSE.]

Gimme a hint. I can guess it, I swear.

[saymyfuckingname]

[Sorry, he's yet to catch up with Midgardian television series. Give him a month or two to get through Breaking Bad.]

I'm not overly fond of guessing games. I should just tell you, myself.

[saymyfuckingname]

Ah, but a name can say a lot about a person's intentions or even allegiance. A simple change can give away so much about a person.

[saymyfuckingname]

Then they should be glad to acquire such knowledge. But I suppose if it unsettles them they could always just forget about you. I give my mortal two weeks before I'm long forgotten.

[Protest all you like but it's cemented in canon now. The only reason #FriggaLives doesn't exist is because her death gives the fans woobie Loki Loki motivation to join Thor.

It was still ridiculously unnecessary though. even if this Mun likes the look of woobie Loki.]

A challenge? [Is that a scoff? Yep thats a scoff] Tell me, what kind of challenge does mere child require?

[justascientist]

Well, Well. I think the name is appropriate.

[she looks down, before looking up again]

I owe you a thank you.

[son_of_talia]

Between me and the other assassin and the 'Torture Technician' in my mun's head, she's been learning quite a bit about things she's not likely to forget. My mun is resigning herself to things at this point.

[It doesn't matter how appealing woobie Loki is, Frigga deserved better. Because she's Frigga, the one sane woman in a family of fucked up.]

Mmm. Well, I suppose it's asking too much to have the same level of activity I did while in the League of Assassins, but I could at least be allowed more combat. Maybe my sword back, although I enjoy hand-to-hand combat as well now that I have opponents that are more of a challenge. If I could kill the man who threatened my family while I'm here, that would bee a bonus. A little excitement to break the monotony in here would be nice.

Unfortunately, with my father now present on here my big challenge will be to convince him how stupid it is to let his enemies live. Perhaps an 'accidental' death or two might persuade him otherwise...

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[shehasdreams]

No. A person's allegiance can change, regardless of their name. You only give away what you want to.