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[unvaned]

Ah, good. As though our weekly adventures weren't enough, I now get to be subjected to this, and worse. Exactly the sort of news I was hoping for -- though I greatly appreciate not needing to leave even the simplest of actions to chance, seeing as you're terrible at it.

Now! Best get to work on setting me up with more than the absolute basics. I've got a history, go find it. It's your job.