Voice test, Canon is Atop The 4th Wall

[badcomicsburn]

So you finally managed to bring me here, huh? About damn time. I was going to resort to reviewing comics inside your head. But are you sure you know me enough?

Oh, really. You're just scraping by on those plot compilation videos, aren't you? Maybe get back to that canon review instead of assuming you know. You're only at Hardcore Station #1 where I haven't even defeated Lord Vyce for the first time yet.

So yeah. Nice to see you're so on top of things.

Comments

[badcomicsburn]

[Oh. Linkara sort of wanted to see Liz tear them a new one.]

...Okay then. I'll have a lot of work cut out for me if my mun manages to get off his lazy ass and continue that canon review.

[badcomicsburn]

You can always try punching her. Except don't do it if she's a robot. Trust me, it hurts.

[punsofiron]

[She does that anyway, don't worry.]

At least it's not Countdown. Godspeed!

[he_is_sciencier]

[He waves a hand.]

For you are the good and just hero...blah blah, yes we all know that.

You can't stop me from popping in on other posts and conversations here. It's the very nature of the meeting place.

[caelum_ignis_draconigena]

[Now that gets a laugh out of him.]

Why don't you try punching your mun and see how that goes?

[And a massive shudder at the memories]

I personally would rather not be died pink and neon green again, trussed up and forced to watch a marathon of bad movies and kids tv shows again. Barney was one of the least aggravating and horrible shows in the two hundred hour marathon...

And that was just for me refusing to cooperate on one comment...

[toadthejanitor]

So I understand there are fictional depictions of my world in your world.

[Leans close]

...is there any chance of you destroying all records of my past for, say, the last thirty or so years?

You don't need anyone bumped off do you?

[milliondollarpipes]

Geez. That was a long time ago. You've gotta make 'em get on that, kid, askin' doesn't usually cut it with this crowd.

ALL OF MY YES.

[soyoudonthaveto]

Wow, this just seems to brighten my Mun's day... though it might also piss of one of the other guys in his head.

Anyway's my Mun recalls seeing a version of you from a while back, so, how's it been Linkara?

[badcomicsburn]

I've been better. Doesn't help that my mun hasn't finished canon reviewing.

[badcomicsburn]

If he doesn't continue the canon review, I'll review him.

[milliondollarpipes]

Ohhhhhh, yeah. That's the most threatenin' thing. They must be terrified.

[badcomicsburn]

It worked during Kickassia against Baum, so why wouldn't it work now?

[milliondollarpipes]

You did what?

[He wasn't there. And frankly he still can't believe you went along with all that bullshit, kid. Why.]

[badcomicsburn]

...

[Linkara gets a sheepish smile.]

I, uh... Well, to be fair, I lead everyone else at the time and teamed up with him to get The Nostalgia Critic to surrender.

[milliondollarpipes]

I told you goin' out there was a dumb idea, kid. I know he's your boss, but that guy ain't right in the head.

[badcomicsburn]

So I've noticed. The year after that, he tricked us all by promising us a free car. I don't even know why I went. I have a spaceship.

[milliondollarpipes]

You oughta just go into business on your own. Get your own... [Vague handwave of the mostly-technologically-impaired.] ...internet thing.

[badcomicsburn]

It's not too bad. I only had to put up with him once a year for three years in a row plus a few other crossovers here and there. Really, I'm generally left to my own devices and can have all the plotline I want to have.

[milliondollarpipes]

By which you mean you film all the bad shit that happens to us and put it up on the Internet for everyone?

[You're gettin' too metafictional for him, kid, pull it back.]

[badcomicsburn]

Exactly.

[milliondollarpipes]

Great. That's just what I needed. Am I gonna have to call my agent - let me see that before you put it up, at least.