Little Mac was given a full name just now for headcanon

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Mac Aroni.





That ain't nice, mun. Why would ya even do that.

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[relentless_sentinel]

...

That ain't nice in the least.

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Yeah I dunno the deal with all this headcanon mumbo jumbo but...

...man.

[okei]

At least it isn't...

Encheese.

[YEAAAAAAH.]

[letterperfectmailman]

What's wrong with Aroni? I think it sounds nice!

[Considering practically every character in Paper Mario has a punny or meaningful name, Parakarry doesn't see a problem with "Mac Aroni."]

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I'm sure my mun's gonna make it so I was called that when I was a tyke anyway...

[He is so crying inside]

[leechgrave]

[Excuse him as he just sits there, sniggering.]

I really don't know what you're talking about.

Mac Aroni is a wonderful name.

[okei]

Oh.

[So he's not a tyke? Oops. Thankfully, Jonathan didn't say anything.]

But you're a fighter and you're strong, right? You'll persevere.

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[IMMA ADULT. AN ADULT.]


Yeah...I guess...Still stupid.

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You don't hafta be so nice, Para.

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No. No it ain't.

Sorry but I don't think so.

[lol what is sarcasm over here.]

[mailcalltime]

But...I was being serious.

There are much more punnier names out there anyway.

[ex_unitedstates491]

Ha ha ha ha, good one, mun-lady! Though, I gotta say, Mac, you should tell her 'Donalds' is even more awesome! Whaddya say, dude?

I am sorry about that pun

[genderbentmario]

Oh! Hey! So if you'd been born in Hoenn instead of in New York, would your name be Mac Uhita?

[star_punched]

That probably wouldn't be as bad but she wants me to sound as Italian American as possible...

Everything here is a pun

[star_punched]

Man, I'd rather have a Pokemon name than this.

It's a Pokemon name, right?

[relentless_sentinel]

Least she didn't go through with the full pun...

At least mine ain't tried ta give me a full name yet. Ah'm likely ta bop her on the head with mah shield if she tries.

GOOD

[genderbentmario]

Oh, yeah, Makuhita. It's this little fighting-type with boxing gloves on. It looks kinda like a dumpling. I guess the joke's kinda lost if you didn't grow up in a Pokemon region.

But hey! If it makes you feel better, we can pretend my last name is Pantsonfire. Then you won't have to suffer alone!

[leechgrave]

Oh, I'm sure there's been worse. It could have been... well, it could have been 'Flowers'.

[He's still smiling, even though the laughter stopped rather abruptly at the second sentence.]

[But, you know, his name is totally badass, so he will never feel the pain of Mac Aroni.]