On the mun's obsessive fangirling

[phasing_cat]

3 times. 3 TIMES? In 3 days? The weather was gorgeous, it was a holiday weekend, and you spent 3 days in a row in a dark movie theater watching me send Logan back in time. Granted the whole thing was pretty badass - except for that part where Logan nearly shredded my rib cage. But honestly.

As for that last scene, I'm happy that you're happy that Pete and I were in the same room. That doesn't mean that we were dating! You aren't listening to me, are you?
 

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[no_more_hiding]

I don't think they ever really listen. Well, no. THey do when it suits them.

[irredeemed_ant]

Sorry but my Mun was convinced you two are an item now like in the comics. He's not prone to listening to me that often.

[talk_to_you]

Hey, everybody knows you two are a thing, Kitty.

Me, I just want to know where you got time travel powers.

[summerset]

...Watching you what?

[phasing_cat]

Give a kid with authority issues a superpower and see how long it takes them to stop listening.

[phasing_cat]

My mun and your mun could probably flail together.

[phasing_cat]

A... thing? I gotta admit he's not entirely unattractive. I mean, have you seen his abs?

As for time travel... it was a natural evolution of my power. It works by changing the vibratory rate of my atoms, and of the object I'm passing through. I'm sure Newton could explain it.

[phasing_cat]

Ummm... yeah. They kinda stole my story from the comic and gave it to Logan. Some bs about him being the lynchpin of the franchise.

[irredeemed_ant]

I think they'd like that. Lord knows he's hoping for an Excalibur film as much as me appearing in a movie at some point soon, which is unlikely cause let's face it, Pymie Boy and the Langs are better known.

[summerset]

What the hell. That's just - that's not fair.

[talk_to_you]

Hey, in my neck of the woods, you guys've been together for years.

...Okay, I'm mostly computer science, but I know enough about other parts to say that probably makes sense.

[phasing_cat]

My mun thought she read somewhere you were gonna be in a movie. One with Quicksilver and the Scarlet Witch, maybe?

[phasing_cat]

That's the great thing about science - you can bend it to suit any scenario you need.

And years, huh? Even with the age difference?

[phasing_cat]

You're telling me! But hey, the way they did things, going back to 1973 would have made me, like, negative 20 or something.

[talk_to_you]

Well, took you guys a while to work it out. But by that point, the age difference didn't much matter.

[irredeemed_ant]

Much as I would love to hang out with the lovely Ms Maximoff, I think you'll find that'll be one of the less interesting but somehow more well known Ant Guys. And probably not even with them. I'll be lucky if I get some kind of cameo in Agents of SHIELD.

[phasing_cat]

Wow. That's... good to know.

[phasing_cat]

I'm sorry, man, that sucks.

[irredeemed_ant]

It's ok, I'm keeping a happy face about it. I'd suggest letting me ask you out or something in compensation but I gather like Romanoff you might have a lot of scary ex-boyfriends so I kind of hesitate there.

[talk_to_you]

To be fair, the Kitty I know also went through at least one truly terrible guy to. And me, for about five minutes.

[phasing_cat]

[And that might have Kitty blushing a little. But just a little.]

That's very nice of you to offer, but yeah, you'd probably end up like that guy in Scott Pilgrim vs The World.

[phasing_cat]

You and me? Really?

[irredeemed_ant]

[Which prompts a smirk on his face, just slightly.]

You mean I'll be at some danceclub and then suddenly have to battle some giant Russian Dude with Metal Skin, right?

Still, seems like the guy did had a nice time of it.

[talk_to_you]

Really? That surprising? We were best friends and all...

[phasing_cat]

[Kitty grins and nods.]

Something like that, yeah. Only I don't think there's any kind of sword in the world that you could use to beat Pete.

[phasing_cat]

Sorry, my mun didn't know about that. Fill her in?

[irredeemed_ant]

Heh. Well I got my Ant Man armour and when you've trained yourself to know what affects the human body enough, you can be surprisingly dangerous at an eighth of an inch tall. Though with your ex boyfriend there I wouldn't know if his internals would be the same as the outside.

[talk_to_you]

No worries.

But I knew my Kitty before I even knew I was a mutant. We bonded over video games and computer hacking. Plus, she had a hand in keeping me out of the White Queen's clutches. Eventually found out I was a mutant when the New Mutants needed somebody to talk to Warlock, a technorganic alien.

[phasing_cat]

That sounds really sweet, actually. I haven't had any friends outside of the school in forever. I kinda miss it.

[phasing_cat]

I don't know either, and I have no desire to find out.

[irredeemed_ant]

Neither have I. I mean I was in in the Hulk once.

...never again.

[talk_to_you]

Heh. Yeah. We made a great team. Though I can't remember the last time my life was anything close to normal.

[phasing_cat]

That just does not sound right. Or fun.

[irredeemed_ant]

No it isn't. See your insides would at least be somewhat pleasant. Hulk's? Well the key words are green and gooey. And then wondering what the heck the guy eats and how Banner doesn't explode from most of it when he changes back.

[phasing_cat]

Me either. And I never thought I'd say this, but I think normal would be boring. It's so hard to go back and visit my folks and not be able to use my power.

[phasing_cat]

Aren't all people's insides gooey?

[irredeemed_ant]

Yeah, but from my thankfully limited experience human types are a lot more... well, controlled I guess. Depends where you are in the human body too.

[phasing_cat]

I'll just have to take your word for it. I have absolutely no desire to find out first hand.