lateforthewar: (scientific rhubarb scientific rhubarb)
United States of America ✪ Alfred F. Jones ([personal profile] lateforthewar) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2014-05-14 12:14 am

reserved at adstringendum :D

--You DO care!!

Thank you thank you thank you thank you! I mean I'm not really down with the whole "space-time collapsing and flipping the fuck out" thing but hey! You let me out of the 'space into a place that totally needs a hero!

A hero like me. That goes without saying but I said it anyway, just in case.

I checked off the list of stuff you need to get me! What's that? You didn't know about the list?! I only told you like a million times. Let's see... You got me the layout, the badass profile--love the pic by the way--more icons, and now you just have to get me into the game! Normally I'm not into leavin' stuff to other people but hey, you're at the keyboard and I say it's in capable hands! LITERALLY!

This is gonna be so cool, I--

Wait, did you say England's gonna be there?







[ALL OF HIS EXCITEMENT DEFLATES IMMEDIATELY.]

Great, nothing worse than the Fun-Sucker to rain on the parade. Except a Commie.

[. . .]

Okay, so I thought it over? And rain's not so bad.
english_dignity: (annoyed - What is it now?)

[personal profile] english_dignity 2014-05-14 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
So glad to hear I'm appreciated.

[Flat tone is flat.]
heavens_chef: (Smile-Cheerful!)

[personal profile] heavens_chef 2014-05-14 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
Of course it will be fabulous, mon ami, because I will be there.

[Have a playful wink, America~]

I'll get the city cleaned up and fun in no time.
english_dignity: (angry - Death to France!)

[personal profile] english_dignity 2014-05-14 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
Just who are you calling a sidekick, you damn brat?!
heavens_chef: (Frown-Serious)

[personal profile] heavens_chef 2014-05-14 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
[One-eighty degree shift in mood. Fighting words, America, fighting words.]

Say that again.
heavens_chef: (Neutral-Hmm)

[personal profile] heavens_chef 2014-05-14 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
You're clearly not seeing the real Paris. Let me fix this.
english_dignity: (annoyed - Your ideas suck America)

[personal profile] english_dignity 2014-05-14 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
It means the supporting character who gets kidnapped a lot. Think again!
english_dignity: (angry - crush crush)

[personal profile] english_dignity 2014-05-14 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Rubs the bridge of his nose with a grumble.]

Funny you should mention him, considering the character is English.
english_dignity: (Default)

[personal profile] english_dignity 2014-05-14 08:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Grimaces.]

Considering most of the American characters in that are the side characters, wouldn't that make you the sidekick?
english_dignity: (drunk - flailing chibi)

[personal profile] english_dignity 2014-05-14 08:18 am (UTC)(link)
I do not have a chip on my shoulder!
english_dignity: (w - Get off me France!)

[personal profile] english_dignity 2014-05-14 08:25 am (UTC)(link)
Comic relief?!

[Grabs that stupid cowlick to pull Alfred down to his level, glaring at him]

I dare you to say that again.
english_dignity: (angry - you're going to die)

[personal profile] english_dignity 2014-05-14 08:48 am (UTC)(link)
It's not funny when you're the joke!

[Gives it another tug.]
english_dignity: (misc - lecture 1)

[personal profile] english_dignity 2014-05-14 08:55 am (UTC)(link)
Glad I got that through your head.

[Since he's such a nice guy, Arthur finally lets Nantucket go.]
english_dignity: (misc - lecture 2)

[personal profile] english_dignity 2014-05-14 09:01 am (UTC)(link)
It's just hair, Alfred.

[Oblivious former father figure is oblivious.]

Really Alfred, if you need to go to the john just go find one. You're old enough not to need your hand held on the way.

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