old dead muse gets booted out, all hail the new muse

[boobsandbounties]

So I'm gonna end up replacing some dumb big boobed child in a place with talking animals that aren't mechanical?

And you think I'm not gonna think some jack ass drugged me and dumped me into the wilderness for shits and giggles? Oh, you think I'll accept it cause some moron from the Guardians is there! That makes perfect sense.

If you're an idiot.

Whatever, you're gonna do what you want so... just make sure everything makes sense for me alright?

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[ex_evilly919]

[ All she hears is big boobed child , and she's staring with wide eyes and a stupid smile on her face . ]

Boobs? What are those?

[boobsandbounties]

[...]

It's something girls get when they're older, kidlet.

[ex_evilly919]

Then why does that little kid you're talking about have them? Boobs?

I thought it's something you get when you're older! [ Staaare . ]

[boobsandbounties]

She's a robot. Robots aren't the same as humans in that regard.

[P-p-p-poker face]

[ex_evilly919]

Ooooh!

[ Pause . ]

What's a robot?

[boobsandbounties]

[what... how does someone not know what a robot is.]

It's uh... kinda like a mechanical doll?

[ex_evilly919]

Mechanical?

[ All of these things she doesn't know , all of these big words going over her head ! ]

I don't know what that is, either!

[boobsandbounties]

... Like gears and such...?

[think think think, long pause]

Do you know what a watch is?

[ex_evilly919]

Gears....

[ She smiles brightly , Jack made watches ! ]

Yeah~! They tell time!

[boobsandbounties]

A robot kinda works like a watch, but they don't tell time.

They, um. [small words, small words] They do work that humans have a hard time doing, or that might be dangerous for them to do it.

[ex_evilly919]

Oh! I get it now!

[ She smiles . ]

That's cool~! I wanna see a robot!

[boobsandbounties]

Hm, well if you hang around here I bet you'll see some... Although they don't always look very robot-like, kidlet.

1/2

[ex_evilly919]

My name isn't Kidlet! My name is Lily!

2/2

[ex_evilly919]

Why don't some robots look robot-like?

[ Questions , fire away ! ... Again ! ]

[boobsandbounties]

[so many questions, aaaaaagh.]

Because some of them are made to work with humans, so they look like humans. To make it so folks don't get all... yanno, weirded out.