tries to revive muse— just a little bit...

[kilts]

Oi. Dinnae want ta'.
Too fuckin' auld for this.
Let me be on me own. I was 'aving a pleasant nap, y'dighted ole wench.

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[english_dignity]

Oh bloody hell.

[kilts]

Oh blood hell yerself.
Not as if I wanted tae be disturbed. This'll mean I'll attract nothin' but ye southies.
Y'think I'm thrilled about that?
Nay, is not what I'd be likin' at this moment.

[english_dignity]

Then how about you go back to your damned nap and shove off.

[Family issues, what?]

[cutlace]

Ah, you are not being a morning person I take it?

[There is the most subtle hint of a smirk there. Poor Scottie, woken up from a long, long nap ... only to get a harpy thrown at him.]

[unionjackass]

[BANGS A GONG. Because he's an arsehole.]

TIME TO WAKE UP!~

[kilts]

Aye, that I would, if'n it weren't for the cruel mistress behind the monitor who insists I blether 'ere and greet everyone.
As y'know of all, I dinnae like takin' orders from others.

[english_dignity]

You're not particularly good at it either, so why start now?

[hardworking]

Unfortunately, you don't have that luxury.

[hardworking]

[ you're such a nice brother ]

1.2

[kilts]

_{[ oh shIT HE REMEMBERS THIS BELARUS. he remembers this Belarus quite well. Stay calm. ]}

2.2

[kilts]

Yea.
Nae really.

_{[ the calmest expression. ]}

1.2

[kilts]

_{[ FUCK. WHY ]}

[unionjackass]

[HE IS AN EXCELLENT BROTHER DON'T EVE-- no he is a little shit and he is quite proud of this.]

2.2

[kilts]

OI!
Of all the fuckin' bastards I refuse tae interact with, yer on the top of m'list!
Yea—yea. Ya heard me dampt well an' clear. 'Cause yer quite the noisy scrote. I remember ya.

[kilts]

_{[ His nose visibly wrinkles. Ugh. ]}
Yea?
Been years. Wish I could fuckin' sleep more.

_{[ like. forever. his distaste for people— it's kind of a huge problem. ]}

[hardworking]

[ why can't everyone be like him and his brother. they get along reasonably well is that so wrong??? ]

[kilts]

_{[ IT IS WRONG. SO VERY WRONG. YOU ARE WRONG. ]}

[hardworking]

Sleep is a luxury most can't afford, be glad you slept for as long as you did.

[hardworking]

[ I AM NEVER WRONG

except for that one time

and that other time

and okay maybe that other other time BUT I AM ALWAYS RIGHT ASIDES FROM THOSE FEW TIMES ]

[kilts]

It's one of the only things I can afford.

_{[ the tone in his voice, though. he's already 100% done. ]}

[unionjackass]

[SORRY LUDWIG BUT HE'S GOING TO HAVE TO AGREE WITH SCOTLAND HERE. IT'S A BRITISH ISLES THING.

ALSO HE DOES NOT WANT TO BE LIKE PRUSSIA EVER.]

[unionjackass]

SQUAWKING, that's all you're doing. Prattling on about absolutely nothing. Maybe if I grunted I'd get the point across. Sorry Barclay, but if the rest of us have to be awake, so do you!

You slept well I trust?

[hardworking]

[ no one wants to be like prussia ]

[hardworking]

Well, find something else you can afford.

[unionjackass]

[SNORTS]

With my money.