Are you sure you're not into guys? You can like both, think how easy it'd be. [Okay he laughs slightly because yes shipping is the funniest aspect about the whole roleplay thing.]

Hell I even kissed Stiles. [Yeah mull over that one Mr McCall, Ethan and Stiles of all people. God Stiles wasn't even his type.]

Also dude, pouting doesn't exactly help with the pinnacle of heterosexuality image you wanna try on.