Bought this little jerk some paid time!

[beneathbluerafters]

What a foolish creature you are, to throw money away on such a frivolous whim! Those three dollars could easily have gone towards one of your revolting 'cheeseburgers', or an issue of your sequential periodicals. All it took was one ridiculous painting from an artist you admire to rekindle your interest in me and remind you of how impressive I am!

... Of course I intend to keep the tophat. It's far too big for Ms. Zatara at her current size!