wow
that is shitty username
is your puppet master calling you fat
or is it some secret reference to your strong wild side
maybe you just really like bacon
that is shitty username
is your puppet master calling you fat
or is it some secret reference to your strong wild side
maybe you just really like bacon
out of all i said thats what you take from it
not the shitty username not the compliment
not contesting the love of bacon
but the weight comment
sounds like you have a complex
not the shitty username not the compliment
not contesting the love of bacon
but the weight comment
sounds like you have a complex
woah woah woah
calm down there tiger
boar
lady
im sure any weight reservations you have are completely inside your head
you seem like a beautiful human being
and thats just judging you on your looks and not your complex crazy mind
calm down there tiger
boar
lady
im sure any weight reservations you have are completely inside your head
you seem like a beautiful human being
and thats just judging you on your looks and not your complex crazy mind
course i have
ill have you know i am the suavest thing since tony stark
i see the ladies skittering around
blushing all shy and cute
i just give a smile and a wave
then suddenly
bam
they faint
i thought you would prefer me not to cause you to go unconscious
so i turned off the charm for your benefit
ill have you know i am the suavest thing since tony stark
i see the ladies skittering around
blushing all shy and cute
i just give a smile and a wave
then suddenly
bam
they faint
i thought you would prefer me not to cause you to go unconscious
so i turned off the charm for your benefit
What about them? They're not hurting you or anything.
[So. What is the big deal here, exactly? Girls are always so over dramatic over everything.....But he is relieved and notes that she seems to be behaving. Not yet crying and clinging to him or punching him at least.]
[So. What is the big deal here, exactly? Girls are always so over dramatic over everything.....But he is relieved and notes that she seems to be behaving. Not yet crying and clinging to him or punching him at least.]

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