dear_mun | A very annoying new muse | Canon is Only Lovers Left Alive

I don't like the name you chose for me, zombie mun. I'm not a brat! You've been talking to Adam, haven't you? He's the only one I know who would use that word to describe me. Anyway, here I am. Now find something for me to do! I don't want to be standing around collecting dust like the rest of your muses. I want to actually do stuff! Fun stuff!

Nothing? Ugh, you're just as boring as Adam and my sister. I want to go back to LA. At least vampires there aren't stuck up artsy prudes.

And what's up with these stupid icons you have of me? They're shitty! I want better ones!