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[dirtyandtrue]

Oh look at all the trouble you're going to. So dedicated and thoughtful. I'm touched, really. I did warn you that my past was expansive.

You never listen.

Nerves won't do you any good - I'm never worried and they've got beautiful women and booze. What more could I need?

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[diana_abel]

You go near my sister and I will cut it off.

[dirtyandtrue]

I've done more then just go near her. A lot.

This time won't be any different. Plus. You've gotta catch me first.

Why don't I have any of my angry icons!?!

[diana_abel]

Yeah, well. I'm a lot more powerful than I used to be. And I have a lot less to lose.

I DON'T KNOW BUT YOU'RE GOING TO NEED THEM.

[dirtyandtrue]

Does that mean you're going to reconsider the offer of a threesome?

/weeps

[diana_abel]

You're a pig, Matt.

[dirtyandtrue]

And you're as beautiful as ever, Diana.

[diana_abel]

And so very out of your league.

[dirtyandtrue]

Yeah, but the chase is still fun. I'm not stupid enough to think that Pandora would ever go for it.

Gotta have dreams though. [And added with it is a playful wink]

[somepartsbroken]

A few more inches.

[diana_abel]

I'm serious, Matt.

The dippy flowerchild has teeth this time. Tread carefully.

[dirtyandtrue]

Shut up, Alexander. If I took you out at the knees, you'd be shorter, how about that?

[dirtyandtrue]

Usually, it's the other way around. Her running like a chicken with her head cut off to protect you. It's sweet.

Look, she's a big girl and trust me, she can take care of herself.

[somepartsbroken]

I would no longer walk into doorways, I call that a win.

[diana_abel]

Yeah, well, we all have that one. The one that we should have let get away.

[dirtyandtrue]

That's true. You could fit into a Prius, now. We could get you a fabulous wheelchair and race you against other people.

[somepartsbroken]

Will it be super fast? I want to race people!

[rumchocolatesouffle]

I look forward to meeting you! You're someone special to Dorian and that makes you a friend of mine.

[dirtyandtrue]

'Let' get away? You're aware that it was me that left, right? Family business is more important and she's got no fantasies about our relationship.

[dirtyandtrue]

Pretty sure we could find someone to tear out an engine and mount it on there.

We're adding a flag too. Something that will ship in the wind.

[diana_abel]

You're bad for her.

Stay. Away.

I know all the hunters in Niflheim and they like me. A lot.

[dirtyandtrue]

Sassy.

And what if its her that comes to me? [Like usual?]

[diana_abel]

Then you better run.

I can't take her. But I can take you.

[dirtyandtrue]

Any friend of Alexander's...

I'm his Uncle. For all intents and purposes. [Not just someone Special. Matt's more then special. Matt's amazing.]

Are all his friends so fashionable?

[dirtyandtrue]

Oh, I doubt that.

I get it. You want to protect her. Like I said, sweet. But, that doesn't change what will or won't happen. And your threats do you no service.

I'm far removed from taking orders from you.

[diana_abel]

God you're dumb.