Canon is Free!

[youareashark]

One day, you guys will run out of shark jokes and I'll throw a party to celebrate. A Choose Your Own Adventure book? Seriously?

Also, you probably shouldn't try this again, but you already knew that.

Comments

[achluophobic]

Muns have a habit of finding a flaw they think is amusing and never letting you forget it. ( He would know. )

[comingtsun]

Why a shark, anyway? I don't get it.

[youareashark]

I noticed. It's kind of annoying.

[youareashark]

Don't ask.

[achluophobic]

At least yours is smart enough to make jokes. Mine just points out the obvious.

[comingtsun]

...I already did.

[youareashark]

Don't encourage her!

[youareashark]

Don't expect an answer, then.

[achluophobic]

Could be worse.

Like a rabbit. Or a hippo.

[youareashark]

The animal isn't the problem.

[achluophobic]

If you pretend like you don't care, she might give it up. ( Says the one who doesn't take his own advice. )

[youareashark]

There isn't anything else I can do, I guess.

[comingtsun]

Fine. It's not like I really care anyway.

But sharks are supposed to be pretty cool, right? If I were you, I wouldn't mind it so much.

[youareashark]

It's not cool if they call you that because of your teeth.

[...well, crap.]

Besides, I'm pretty sure that nothing cool can come from my mun.

[comingtsun]

Teeth?

[Naota blinks; of course looking to his mouth now as he speaks. Those teeth...]

...O-oh...

[youareashark]

Stop looking at them!

[comingtsun]

Alright, alright...!

How was I supposed to help it after that!?