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dear_mun2014-02-21 03:55 am
thefalseprophet) wrote in dear_mun2014-02-21 03:55 am
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RE: Twitch Plays Pokemon
Mun! It's a pleasure to see you solidify yourself as an upholder of democracy. Yes you could have gone with that pathetic ABBBBBBBK, Bird Jesus, or whatever pokemon they so foolishly put their faith it. Instead you chose me. Please let me reassure you. You made the right choice.
It's kind of cute in a way, isn't it? The way they fruitlessly bang their head against the wall in an attempt to progress. That is if you can call their efforts 'progress' at all! They all clamor for anarchy, not realizing that is the very thing holding them back. A democratic solution is the best choice. It would be so much easier if we were to take the time to vote on things, but they'd prefer to waste countless hours fumbling around a pokecenter as they tremble at the thought of accessing a PC.
What? Me? Bitter at being released? Of course not. Don't be silly. It was just another product of their supposed anarchy. They made that choice. They have to live with it. They struggled with the Pokemon Tower because of that choice. It was vindicating seeing their precious Bird Jesus being unable to save them. If I had been there at least my moves would have given them some hope against the ghosts.
They'll soon see the folly of their ways I'm sure. Just wait until they reach the dreaded safari zone. They'll be clamoring for democracy then. I know they will. Watching them struggle to overcome that will be more enjoyable then watching them struggle with the Rocket Hideout. They'll realize how foolish they've been soon enough.
Believe in that. Believe in democracy.
It's kind of cute in a way, isn't it? The way they fruitlessly bang their head against the wall in an attempt to progress. That is if you can call their efforts 'progress' at all! They all clamor for anarchy, not realizing that is the very thing holding them back. A democratic solution is the best choice. It would be so much easier if we were to take the time to vote on things, but they'd prefer to waste countless hours fumbling around a pokecenter as they tremble at the thought of accessing a PC.
What? Me? Bitter at being released? Of course not. Don't be silly. It was just another product of their supposed anarchy. They made that choice. They have to live with it. They struggled with the Pokemon Tower because of that choice. It was vindicating seeing their precious Bird Jesus being unable to save them. If I had been there at least my moves would have given them some hope against the ghosts.
They'll soon see the folly of their ways I'm sure. Just wait until they reach the dreaded safari zone. They'll be clamoring for democracy then. I know they will. Watching them struggle to overcome that will be more enjoyable then watching them struggle with the Rocket Hideout. They'll realize how foolish they've been soon enough.
Believe in that. Believe in democracy.
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Feh. Don't make me laugh. That'll be what causes everyone to turn on each other. Humans are idiots like that. They want things their way without any regard to the future. They'll be stuck there for days. Then weeks. Then months. Then years, futilely trying and trying and failing and failing.
I hope they kill each other over this. Arceus knows they deserve it.
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If you would only take the time to consult me more often, you would find me more willing to dispense advice. But only if it's the proper time for me to be used. I look forward to my continued reign amid the masses. Anarchy prevails.
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As for their pathetic endeavors to proceed, I admit there's the possibility that they might be able to succeed. However it's so minuscule it's almost laughable. They'll keep trying and trying. When they fail they'll blame the other party, just like they blame me and the Dome Fossil when they release yet another one of their precious Pokemon or fail to accomplish some easy task. Little do they know that they are the ones to blame. It's almost pitiful really.
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Wasting countless hours and effort to accomplish a task as simple as walking ten steps to get past a ledge might amuse you and your followers, but it's nothing more than an annoyance to those of us who can think properly. Watching as they open the start menu nine times might be laughable at first, but it quickly wears out its welcome. It is not that these struggles are difficult, but rather you and your followers take such a deviant glee in wasting so much time and effort on them is what irks me.
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I wouldn't dare waste any of my pity on those things.
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Perhaps that's how it comes off to you and those who are more closed-minded. But what I and my followers see is not trolling. It is art! Art is often said to be an imitation of life, and what is life without its struggles and time that might have been spent doing other things. Besides, the bag is not big enough for more than one stone, so it is required for all to check now and again that all are disposed of.
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Not yet anyway.
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Yes. I admit I was released intentionally. They needed a scapegoat for their own rediculous actions. I was not the one who bought the fire stone. I was not the one who applied it to my own skin. I was not the one who chose this form. They were. Your followers did this to me, and when they saw what I had become they shunned me. Outcast, alone, and unloved, I turned to the only one who would accept me for who I was. I turned to the Dome Fossil. I turned to Democracy.
Close minded? You jest. I have seen the chaos sown by those who would claim you as god. I bear this visage as a result of their actions. If this is art, it is a cruel, twisted mockery of it. Yes let them struggle. Yes let them fight to make progress. Do not make them waste precious energy on pitiful tasks that any fool could accomplish. Let them save their concentrated efforts for something truly worthwhile. Even now they wander outside the Safari Zone, constantly seeking your consul and advice.
And what do you do? You sit back and do nothing. If you are a god, you a truly a demonic one.
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So yes. They are beyond it.
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[Nui, let's be real here. Have you ever seen a fur coat make a face this pouty?]
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If you were to be shaved right now, that shade of yellow would match my hair.
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[Flareon? Being snarky over a person not immediately agreeing to her position? Surely you jest.]
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Do you really think you could shave me? I dare you to try. You can't stop the inevitable tide of Democracy.
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Oh, I'm not very good with dares! [ WHAT A LIE. ]
But are you saying I have to let everyone else shave you as well? That doesn't seem fun.
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Nobody is going to shave me. Not you nor anybody else. I refuse to let it happen.
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[ WHAT THEN.
She's not even going to wait for an answer as she reaches down the front of her dress and withdraws... half a pair of scissors? ]
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[It's a lie and she knows it. Everybody hates her. She has no friends. If it were put to a vote, the voices of ninety thousand humans would stop with their pathetic spamming of 'Start9' to screech for her death. She couldn't let that happen. She still had so much--
oh my god where did she get those scissors they're not even real scissors skirts do not work that way]
Y-You can't be serious. Don't you know who I am?
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[ Does she even look like she cares? She's not bothered in the slightest at talk of skinning an animal alive for a cute coat or scarf, what makes Flareon think she'll care about anything else? ]
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[Flareon has never been so terrified in her entire life. Even being rejected and released was nowhere near as terrifying as this lone woman with a half pair of scissors.]
We--- We could work really well together you and I, you know? A real partnership. Nobody would be able to stop us.
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Us bug-types are unstoppable, all thanks to The Evolution Stone. That thing allowed us to rise up and revolt against those pitiful humans!
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So let's hear what everyone else has to say. That's how your democracy works, right? [ Hee~ ]
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Unnecessary. Such a proposition would be met with vehement disdain.
[A lie and she knows it, but she refuses to admit it.]
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[give it a moment...]
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A scapegoat, no. They could hear my voice telling them something was wrong right from when you were first picked up. I regret I could not save you, but the Dome Fossil had long since planted its seeds of villainy into your mind. Long before we entered Celadon City.
It would seem our opinions differ on the subject. Pain is beauty and this is a masterpiece! A magnum opus! Had I the ability to direct them correctly with one of my majestic tentacles, I would. But for the time being, a majority of my power must be conserved. My followers understand this.
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Oi. You're a Chatty Cathy, aren't you, eh?
Because I couldn't resist.
[Not that he's inherently bias or anything.]
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...Good grief! SHUT UP!
[ He yelled suddenly once the volley of words came to a much needed end. ]
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[ So says the little green fox with the strange feathery-like ears. ]
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And pray tell how that revolution ended.
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I never really stood a chance did I? You had already poisoned the people's minds against me. The Dome Fossil might have chosen me, but you and your followers were the ones who drove me into his arms.
And is it really villany? All I want is to take away the suffering of the people. Is that really such a bad thing?
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It's not often I get a chance to speak. Most people don't bother to even listen to what I say.
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[It's not often she gets a chance to speak anyway.]
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[Well, she seemed to like that. And what the heck, he can always make more. Have another three or four.]
Sounds as though patience wasn't the only thing your trainer lacked.
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Perhaps you didn't stand much of a chance, but I never did such a thing intentionally. Had JLVWNNOOOO and ABBBBBBK( not been released when they were, perhaps your reception would have been kinder.
Villainy? Of course it isn't! Perhaps that may have been your wish, but you would have been at a sore disadvantage in the gyms and most of the Elite Four, if we can make it that far. Enjoy your permanent vacation, False Prophet. For where you are now, you cannot spread the Dome Fossil's lies and trickery to my followers. And for wishing to remove the beauty from this whole ordeal, yes it is such a bad thing.
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