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[bearfect]

Heheheh... I just knew you wouldn't be able to resist my adorable charm forever, Mun-chan! No girl can! I mean, who wouldn't want their beary own Teddie to play with?

[Uh, I could think of a few-]

Bzzt, wrong! The answer is no one, because everybody wants that. Duh!

Oh, but Mun-chan, don't worry about having to send me anywhere or anything! I'll be just fine in your headspace! After all, it's so busy here! I won't be bored with all these beautiful honeys keeping me company!

[...]

Get it? Honeys? Because-

[I got it.]

Comments

[iceandwhips]

I didn't think that I would have to see you quite so soon, Kuma-san. However, I know a few people who would be happy to see your appearance here.

[bearfect]

Huh? Who's this 'Kuma-san' guy? It's just little old Teddie here! I don't believe we've met before, miss! [Yeah, uh, better get used to being confused around here, Teddie. That's gonna be a thing.] After all, how could I possible forget meeting a lady as beautiful as you?

[...not that he'll let being confused stop him from going straight to hitting on her. Of course.]

[iceandwhips]

[And now she's confused.]

We met in the TV world? We were attempting to retrieve Labrys when we ran into you and your friends.

[sewdamncute]

Hey Ted! Sup man? Didn't think I'd see you around here. Tell your mun to take you someplace fun. If she takes you anywhere, cuz sometimes they drag their feet and the next thing you know you're in a game with wings and mad scientists like out of Naoto's dungeon taking all your clothes!

[bearfect]

[N-No response to his smooth line at all... Darn it.

But this was getting a little odd, so he'll let it slide this time.]

Uh... Hm... Nope, I don't remember ever meeting you in my world. Or anyone named 'Labrys' either!

Come to think of it, how do you know about the TV world anyway? I thought Sensei and the others were the only humans who did! [...and some other guys, but they're so not important right now.] This is all beary confusing!

[bearfect]

[...]

Kanji... W-What kind of things are you even getting up to?! Wait, no, don't tell me! I'm sure I'm too innocent to hear about this!

[Teddie, when the hell have you ever been innocent...]

[hidden_bloodlust]

Those are some nice puns.

[Nagisa will be kind to Teddie since it's clear he's trying to be funny.]

[windmagician]

Dude, with that kind of behavior you are going to kill your mun.

[Though at least he doesn't seem too pushy on her.]

Just be careful if she wants to send you somewhere, a lot of these games are not too safe.

[bearfect]

Y-You really think so?

[Welp, this is going straight to his ego.]

Thank you beary much! Nobody ever appreciates them for some reason!

[hidden_bloodlust]

Perhaps you don't use them at the proper time?

[bearfect]

What's that supposed to mean? I'm being a perfect gentleman to her, aren't I? Don't you think so too, Mun-chan~?

[...no comment.]

See? She agrees with me!

[But whoa wait a second, that other part is way more important, isn't it? Dangerous games don't sound fun at all!]

Huh?! B-But they're games, aren't they? Games are supposed to be fun for all! Why would they be unsafe?

[bearfect]

Huh? But isn't every time the proper time for a good joke?

[windmagician]

I don't think that is what she... [Oh well, it wasn't exactly hurtful what he was doing but...] See, you're going to give her death by overconfidence and puns, so turn it down a little, will ya?

They are probably fun for our muns, but they can be pretty deadly for us.

[goddessinthefog]

[For some reason, creepy death goddesses seem to be immune to the Teddie charms.]

…As high-spirited as ever, I see.

[sewdamncute]

[Don't judge him. It's not his fault, Teddie!]

IT AIN'T LIKE THAT! I AIN'T DONE NOTHING WRONG HERE!

[Except when he kissed those girls, but that is neither here nor there.]

[iceandwhips]

[Mitsuru is oblivious to your charms, Teddie, since your intelligence isn't high enough.]

I've just explained how it is that we came to met, Kuma-san. Do you need me to do so again?

[bearfect]

No, I heard you the first time! I just don't get this at all. How can it be that we've met, but I don't remember it at all!

[...waaaaaait a second!]

Gasp! [He didn't even gasp, he actually just said the word 'gasp'.] Could it be that I have that amnesia thing?!

[bearfect]

...I didn't think that could actually kill a person, though. [Or could it?] That can't actually happen, right? ...right?!

But that's not fair! A game should be fun for everyone, not just one person! I don't think I want to play now.

[bearfect]

If that's true then why are you getting so defensive?! Something here smells fishy!

[windmagician]

Of course it doesn't happen literally, you dumb bear. [Yosuke resisted the urge to facepalm. Then again, perhaps he should have left him in this belief.]

Well, it depends on the game, really. If you have a nice mun she'll let you have some fun as well.

[iceandwhips]

[Mitsuru raises one single, perfectly shaped eyebrow at Teddie before sighing.]

Somehow I doubt it very much, Kuma-san. My mun informs me that we come from conflicting timelines. So, I am from your future.

[sewdamncute]

That's your breath you're smelling! Everything is fine here.

[linefacingforever]

[Speaking of wings, there's a Yu with wings that is beary happy to see the bear, if the slight fluffing of feathers is any clue.]

It's good to see you again, Teddie.

[...just ignore the squealing mun behind him. She's fine, really.]

[gigglesnortpriestess]

...I don't get it.

[Sorry Teddie, one of those rare moments when she doesn't laugh at a pun.]

[bearfect]

Sensei!

[Yeah, you're getting yourself a bear hug, Yu. There's no way of avoiding it.]

I'm glad to see you too! When did you get wings, though?! [That's not normal for humans, right? He's pretty sure it's not.] Don't tell me... Is this another one of your super awesome powers?