canon is Marvel: Agents of Shield

[wayoutsidethebox]

So, speaking as a mostly sane person, couple of questions. Like, what do you think you're doing?

[Wasn't there a second one?]

Think we'll get to meet Thor or Stark? I mean, it's cool if we don't... but it'd be cooler if we did. Just saying.

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[mechanica]

You know, I heard that Thor guy is kind of weird. Did you know he braids his hair?

[wayoutsidethebox]

[She had been kidding but...ohmygod, that's Tony Stark. Okay, Skye, play it cool. You got this.

If that means just staring at him. Her eyes are bit dazed but a smile comes across her face.] Huh? Thor who?

[She'll eventually be capable of real conversation. Eventually.]

[mechanica]

{ He raised a brow at her. ]

Big bulky dude. Blond. God of thunder. I think you know who we're talking about.

[ It's okay Skye. Keep on tryin'. ]

[wayoutsidethebox]

Oh, yeah. [She laughs.] Him.

[But then she visibly shakes her head, covering her mouth to clear her throat.]

He has a lot of it. [Hair she means but okay, maybe not quiet thinking right yet.]

[allformysis]

As far as I'm concerned, these "mun" people are just great big idiots.

[flamingskeleton]

Would of thought that ya could've at least passed 'em by on the way to the break room. You Shield guys do got a break room, right?

[wayoutsidethebox]

No argument here. I see some cool people and I'm not like "Hey, let's ruin HER life."

[wayoutsidethebox]

You really think I'd walk up on Thor drinking coffee? What do aliens even drink?

Or, you know, they'd even let me into that building.

[allformysis]

Exactly. I mean, it's not like we don't have enough going on in our lives already without their interference.

[flamingskeleton]

Never know.

Hey, just say that you want some coffee and I'm sure you would be allowed to.

[wayoutsidethebox]

Right?! [She throws her hands up.] Yeah, sure, some of the stuff's cool. [She met frickin' Iron Man!] But there's a lot of other...stuff, that's not. These places make the Battle of New York look like a play date.

[wayoutsidethebox]

Last time I went there, they collared me. [Okay, more like a bracelet but it made her feel like some kind of stray.

..And also not for going there but details.] Whoa, back up. How do you know Shield? They keep secrets from us so that's, like, pretty classified info there.

[allformysis]

Uh, the Battle of New York...?

[Haru has no familiarity with your alien invasions, Skye.]

[wayoutsidethebox]

You know, aliens came down, made a lot of things go boom?

Oh, wait, got it. Different world, huh? Yeah, I've been filled in. Uh, so, yeah, I have no good comparison. It's just...bad, some of the stuff here's bad.

[flamingskeleton]

Still get the coffee and maybe meet one or both of the guys you were wanting to.

[At the question he just raised an eyebrow.] Name's Johnny Blaze. [Details.]

[allformysis]

Alien invasions? Sounds like something from a comic book.

[... Says the girl from a romantic comedy manga.]

The biggest trouble I've ever had to deal with is just Ichijo.

[Though really, you kind of just make things complicated for yourself, Haru...]

[mechanica]

Yep. Him.

[ Tony knew exactly why she was acting the way she was, but he was doing his very best to ignore it. ]

Lots of what exactly?

[wayoutsidethebox]

[She tilts her head to the side, as if expecting more.] Are you some big Shield big wig? I didn't exactly go through the usual SHIELD stuff.

[wayoutsidethebox]

Hair. That blonde stuff, you...mentioned. [Okay, getting closer.] Uh, Skye. Tony Stark. I mean, I know you are and I'm Skye.

[flamingskeleton]

No, nothing like that. Was a motorcycle stuntman; not anymore though.

[wayoutsidethebox]

Or, Norse mythology, which is where they really came from. Or, we thought they did. They were never gods, just always aliens.

Ichigo? Let me guess, cute guy?

[wayoutsidethebox]

So, how does a retired stuntman know about SHIELD? Were you able to leap tall buildings in a single trick?

[allformysis]

Eh? Well, uh... I guess he's not bad looking. And he's kind of nice sometimes, I guess.

[Basically, yes.]

[flamingskeleton]

No, though I'm pretty positive that I can.

[mechanica]

Uh-huh.

[ Yep. Definitely a fangirl. So much for incognito. ]

Lemme guess. You want an autograph? A selfie maybe? I do those now.