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[1000_faces]

Hahaha. Are you so surprised?

Come now, don't be shy.

After all, it's not as if I'm especially "new" to you. I've known you for a very, very long time.

Just relax. I'm more than capable of taking the lead.

...we'll have some fun together, you and I.

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[notbloodylikely]

...How long is very, very?

[1000_faces]

Almost twenty-six years now.

That is, I've known her since she was born.

[notbloodylikely]

[!]

...Are you like her...Imaginary friend!?

[1000_faces]

Imaginary? Hardly. I'm as perceptible as her anger, her jealousy, her fear and despair.

[notbloodylikely]

[!]

Okay...Less weird and more creepy now.

[1000_faces]

Creepy?

Come now. Surely you aren't afraid of something that's as intrinsic to you as breathing, are you?

[notbloodylikely]

I said creepy, not scary.

[In other words, yes.]

rofl damn you generic anime faces

[1000_faces]

Yet you are still afraid. Your shadow self might come out and do something about that, you know. He knows what I am.

[notbloodylikely]

[At least he has distinctive hair.]

...Oh crud. This is some stupid magic thing isn't it?

[1000_faces]

Magic?

Not quite. Unless you consider the fact that the human mind is capable of such terrible things.

And some good things, I suppose, if you believe my other self.

We are part of the collective unconscious, the source of all souls. Philemon cares for those who are strong of heart. Me, I just enjoy the downright hideous things you humans enjoy thinking about each other and the world around you.

[notbloodylikely]

[Oh dear sweet science, that is several degrees of terrifying right there.

This is coming from someone whose best friend is Bloody Mary. The ghost in the mirror that kills people.]

...Ah, yeah, sure. And you say you're not creepy.

[Bluffing like hell now, thanks.]

[1000_faces]

No more 'creepy' than the darkest part of your own soul.

[notbloodylikely]

Y-yeah. Buddy, I can't think of anyway that the darkest part of anyone's soul couldn't be really creepy.

[1000_faces]

Hahaha. So you're not even going to try to deny it? That's unusual. Normally people kick and scream and call me some interesting names.

[notbloodylikely]

Yeah. Well. It's not something you forget about when you see it. I mean. People do bad things. Can't deny it.

[1000_faces]

...not everything is that obvious, of course. Insecurities, fears, misconceptions...I can lay them all bare for you, if you'd like.

oh SNAP

[heartboobs]

[1000_faces]

What's the matter?

You should be the least surprised of anyone, Maya. You know I can't die.

[heartboobs]

W-What...What are you... Why are you here? What are you planning? [Not that she's completely convinced he'll tell her, but...]

[1000_faces]

Why do you think?

I'm on vacation.

(1/2)

[heartboobs]

[...Well, that earns a face.]

(2/2)

[heartboobs]

A vacation. Where you'll "have some fun"...?

[1000_faces]

Haha. Of course. What else would you do on vacation?

destroy the universe

[heartboobs]

...You're right. I'm sorry.

I just...I hope you'll forgive me that I thought [Still think, actually.] the worst.

why would you ever think that, how dare you

[1000_faces]

...Heh.

You know me very well.