rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrobotnik: (A scheme hatches.)
Doctor Ivo Robotnik ([personal profile] rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrobotnik) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-03-10 03:17 pm

Mun has finally rewatched the entire series and...

Of course I'm competent! If you remember me as anything but it's because you're a complete idiot. Why, I'm surprised you can even spell your own name. The show wouldn't have gotten very far if the star was a bumbling idiot would it?

[Yes, he thinks he's the star of the show. Why wouldn't he? He's insane.]

Now quit wasting both of our time and find me some place to go and conquer! It's bad enough I have to deal with the dumb-bots and the blue bother, but you're one fool I won't suffer.

SO DON'T JUST SIT THERE LOOKING STUPID! DO SOMETHING!

notshadowfever: (CHAAAAAAARGE!)

[personal profile] notshadowfever 2012-03-10 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
STOP SHOUTING! Some of us are trying to take a nap!
notshadowfever: (I can't hear myself think!)

[personal profile] notshadowfever 2012-03-10 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Gah! [Eggman covers his ears and winces. He can't compete with that voice.] My eardrums! Try shouting a little QUIETER!
notshadowfever: (Objection!)

[personal profile] notshadowfever 2012-03-10 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Wimp?! How dare you? What's embarrassing is that a blubbery specimen such as yourself dares take the noble Robotnik name, not to mention growing such a mediocre moustache!
notshadowfever: (Grrrr!)

[personal profile] notshadowfever 2012-03-10 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
My moustache is a masterpiece, groomed daily and only treated with the finest of waxes! Your moustache makes you look like a walrus, devoid of any taste and class... Not to mention good hygiene.
notshadowfever: (Gee it sure is BORING around here)

[personal profile] notshadowfever 2012-03-10 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Bah! Perfectly square moustaches are hardly fashionable facial wear these days! Besides, your angles are all off! You obviously didn't use a set square!
notshadowfever: (Come on come onnn!)

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[personal profile] notshadowfever 2012-03-10 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[Egads! You're right!]
notshadowfever: (Well... Uh... Well. You're dumb!)

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[personal profile] notshadowfever 2012-03-10 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Better that than walking around looking like I inhaled a two-tailed fox!
notshadowfever: (Excellent!)

[personal profile] notshadowfever 2012-03-10 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
And that I have the superior moustache.
notshadowfever: (I am an owl)

[personal profile] notshadowfever 2012-03-10 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Other things are spiky!
notshadowfever: (Snape you traitor!)

[personal profile] notshadowfever 2012-03-10 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't tell me where to use spiky things! I've been doing this job longer than you have!
notshadowfever: (Smirk)

[personal profile] notshadowfever 2012-03-10 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Not quite there, I'm afraid. I am the real Eggman. All you other Robotniks are just imitating!
notshadowfever: (Trollface.jpg)

[personal profile] notshadowfever 2012-03-10 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, come on! You don't mean to tell me you really think you're the original? Oh ho ho ho! That really is adorable!
robuttnik: (IV)

Threadjack because I couldn't resist.

[personal profile] robuttnik 2012-03-10 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
What is this talk of... originals and imitations?

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