Mun has finally rewatched the entire series and...

[rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrobotnik]

Of course I'm competent! If you remember me as anything but it's because you're a complete idiot. Why, I'm surprised you can even spell your own name. The show wouldn't have gotten very far if the star was a bumbling idiot would it?

[Yes, he thinks he's the star of the show. Why wouldn't he? He's insane.]

Now quit wasting both of our time and find me some place to go and conquer! It's bad enough I have to deal with the dumb-bots and the blue bother, but you're one fool I won't suffer.

SO DON'T JUST SIT THERE LOOKING STUPID! DO SOMETHING!

Comments

[notshadowfever]

STOP SHOUTING! Some of us are trying to take a nap!

[rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrobotnik]

NAPPING!? WHO DARES NAP WHILE I'M TRYING TO SHOUT!?

[notshadowfever]

Gah! [Eggman covers his ears and winces. He can't compete with that voice.] My eardrums! Try shouting a little QUIETER!

[rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrobotnik]

Stop being such a wimp! You're embarrassing all Robotniks, Eggmen or otherwise.

[notshadowfever]

Wimp?! How dare you? What's embarrassing is that a blubbery specimen such as yourself dares take the noble Robotnik name, not to mention growing such a mediocre moustache!

[rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrobotnik]

WHUAT!? Do those rrridiculous glasses rrrender you blind? My magnificent moustache is the finest in facial furnishings! Well groomed! Wonderful size! Eye catching colour that grants me the instant recognition as a man of taste and class!

Yours looks like you've been letting rodents nest in it!

[notshadowfever]

My moustache is a masterpiece, groomed daily and only treated with the finest of waxes! Your moustache makes you look like a walrus, devoid of any taste and class... Not to mention good hygiene.

[rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrobotnik]

What utter nonsense! Behold, the elegant perfect squared edges! Yours was apparently trimmed by a lawnmower!

[notshadowfever]

Bah! Perfectly square moustaches are hardly fashionable facial wear these days! Besides, your angles are all off! You obviously didn't use a set square!

[rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrobotnik]

Fool!

Don't you realise that your moustache is spiky like a hedgehog!?

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[notshadowfever]

[Egads! You're right!]

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[notshadowfever]

Better that than walking around looking like I inhaled a two-tailed fox!

1/2

[rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrobotnik]

[Sweet Mama Robotnik! How can this be!?]

[rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrobotnik]

Uuuh, yes, well.

I think we can all agree that we hate hedgehogs more than foxes at the least.

[notshadowfever]

And that I have the superior moustache.

[rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrobotnik]

NNNO!

Yours is practically a tribute to bothersome blue beasts!

[notshadowfever]

Other things are spiky!

[rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrobotnik]

Unless they're being used on hedgehogs, spiky things should be discouraged.

[notshadowfever]

Don't tell me where to use spiky things! I've been doing this job longer than you have!

[rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrobotnik]

WHUAT!? How can you say such a thing! I'm practically the original!

[notshadowfever]

Not quite there, I'm afraid. I am the real Eggman. All you other Robotniks are just imitating!

[rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrobotnik]

Oh brother. Seems you've taken one too many blows to the head.

[notshadowfever]

Oh, come on! You don't mean to tell me you really think you're the original? Oh ho ho ho! That really is adorable!

Threadjack because I couldn't resist.

[robuttnik]

What is this talk of... originals and imitations?

What wonderful timing, just as I got home.

[rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrobotnik]

Ah! Now here is a Robotnik who will see sense! I'm clearrrly the Robotnik with seniority around here.