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dear_mun2014-02-15 12:44 pm
zorastergirl) wrote in dear_mun2014-02-15 12:44 pm
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Is that armour, or did something eat you?
The former. I almost wish it was the latter, though.
Aww, I dunno. I think you look kinda cute in there, all peeking out with the skull on yer chest and everything.
[He's not actually being condescending. He really means it.]
[He's not actually being condescending. He really means it.]
Thanks, but it's a recycle from another villainess in my canon, so I don't think this will please her.
Oh, really? Well, ain't it a thing for- [He was going to say 'a thing for girls to turn up at a party in the same outfit' but-]
Uh. Did you say 'another' villainess, sweetheart?
Uh. Did you say 'another' villainess, sweetheart?
Uh-huh. One less popular, good-looking, or as frequently appearing as me.
Huh. Well, I could have told you the first two without seeing the other one anyway. [Flirting is on autopilot.] So, villainy is it? How's that working out for you?
Well, as a former teenage villain myself, I'll lend an ear if yah wanna talk about it?
Don't get me wrong, I love my work! But canonly, I haven't done any since 2008! The other me with the weird look and ridiculous backstory who turned upmafterward had less and less fun in her work, so my mundane thankfully never canon updated me to becoming her. And now I've got this new version of me to worry about, all while being unable to find a good outlet for villainy of my own!
It's stressful, is the basic gist of what I'm trying to say.
It's stressful, is the basic gist of what I'm trying to say.
My face is purple now! That's taking a nice color too far!
I havta agree. There's gotta be contrast, ya know?
I hear you on at least one part of that, sweety. I still get the urge to start some trouble after a week.
Hey, you gonna get offended if I make the token attempt to convince you to swap over to the more constructive side of outlets? It'll be pretty half-assed if that helps, then we can get back to just chatting.
Hey, you gonna get offended if I make the token attempt to convince you to swap over to the more constructive side of outlets? It'll be pretty half-assed if that helps, then we can get back to just chatting.
You can try. If there's something good enough in the deal for me, I may just accept!
It's also probably gonna be used to make me fight physically. And...no, that's just NOT how I do things.
Better have a word with your Ring Master, then.
Oh, really? Then I'm gonna have to actually try on this one, give me a minute here gorgeous.
[He plays with his lower lip for a moment, something he does when he's thinking.
Then fixes her with a serious expression.]
I have made a hundred times more money for doing basically the same thing and I have a small but active fanclub.
[He plays with his lower lip for a moment, something he does when he's thinking.
Then fixes her with a serious expression.]
I have made a hundred times more money for doing basically the same thing and I have a small but active fanclub.
Really? What "basically same thing" would that be?
Violence!
[His smile is beaming. Beaming.]
And taking stuff.
[His smile is beaming. Beaming.]
And taking stuff.
Edited (Whoops, HTML.) 2014-02-15 22:18 (UTC)
Then consider a career in Professional Adventuring! Travel the world, meet exotic people and monsters, get your hands on ancient treasures... Get paid for the whole thing. Get famous too, if that's your bag- I ain't into it, but some folks are.
[Hey, looks like for once he's doing pretty well.]
If you wanna take a trial run some time, I'd be down.
[Hey, looks like for once he's doing pretty well.]
If you wanna take a trial run some time, I'd be down.
Nothing formal like that, darlin'. I'd get a job then take you along with me.
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