Arriving at thousand_stars!

[fierce_marauder]

Is this that weird, awkward, sorta' sweet part where you suddenly realise I'm all alone with no friends in this weird place and you feel bad for me?

'cos, y'know, I feel bad for me. My best pal ain't here, my fair Lady Captain ain't here, Helmut ain't here... hell, even Dario ain't here! Who am I gonna' convince t'do stuff for me now?

Plus, I'm only a oh I dunno hundred and something years outta' my element! Why'd you bring me here!? What am I meant to do here, huh? Throw me a bone!

Sheesh, this sucks...

Comments

[lonesome_billy]

When life gives you lemons, you raise the stakes - double or nothing!

[fierce_marauder]

Oh geez. What if you end up with double lemons? Even having no lemons would be pretty bad, y'know!

[lonesome_billy]

That's the point of it, good man! It's like that old saying... life is like a box of chocolates, you never know if there's gonna be lemons inside! But you can't just leave the box unopened, you know? That's why life is an adventure!! Can I borrow 50 potch?

[fierce_marauder]

Huh... Can't say I've heard of that one before.

-- wait, whaddya' need 50 potch for? You're not some kinda' con artist, are ya? Giving me life advice, then turnin' 'round and demanding money like that!

[lonesome_billy]

Why, heavens no, I'm an honest man who's just down in the slums! You know how it is out there, gwahaha! Buuut, if you wanna pay me for life advice, I've got PLENTY of it, son!! In fact, I'll throw one out right now, try it!

Life Advice No. 1
Always, always wear protection.

--Billy.

[fierce_marauder]

No! Hey, man, stop! I ain't paying you!

... It's good advice, though.

[brecfast]

As long as the food is great, you ain't got nothing to whine about! [ spits ]

[fierce_marauder]

[fierce_marauder]

You are actually nightmare fuel!

[brecfast]

[brecfast]

hervey pls

[fierce_marauder]

nope nope nope nope